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midnite_cowboy
1 day ago
Straight Male, 55
0 miles · Derbyshire
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UPDATE - If you're going to block me, rather than do that just tell me to stop messaging you. Hate it when people are nice one minute then block you the next. Lot easier if you just say don;t messsage me anymore, its not a problem :)

First of all, let me make it clear.......I'm not meeting. I'm a friendly, down to earth guy looking for pleasant company and sexy chat these days. I'm not drop dead gorgeous, few people are, though I find some of the comments people make here enough to put me off even trying to find a meet. To some of those people........are you Marilyn Monroe?, nope!!. I realise there are more men than women/couples on here so the amount of messages you receive probably irritates you no end. If I'm annoying you, tell me from the off and I'll happily stop bothering you.

On the other hand, if you've taken a chill pill and you like a laugh, feel free to respond or even make an initial hello. I don't bite, I'm not an angry rottweiler

Yes I have had meets in the past , for the record so I guess I haven't become Quasimodo just yet. These have been with single ladies and couples. I always give this site my happy side and hopefully you do too. Life is too short remember ? (unless you believe in re-incarnation, in which case it can go on forever - like a party political broadcast)

I'm not one of the weirdos I constantly hear about on this site who open with the classic "Fancy a fuck?" I'm sure that's as effective as putting snow down your pants in the hope of avoiding a cold

If you wish to say hello by all means do if not then please pass quietly lol or tell me to go away

It's it fair to say I love giving oral sex and having a woman ride me , though a nice ass and a good pair of boobs is always stimulating......I  enjoy anyone with a  happy outlook on life,  a great smile and warm personality

Above all, show some respect to all you meet here, we are all human after all.

Good luck

Vouches

This guy is what he says , but when you get him wow.. Enjoyed our time this morning. Until next time 😜 x
Top bloke, easy going

Interests

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Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 500 miles