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misbehavin
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
UK
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Hi Peeps before we start can i just say i don`t want a relationship, i have one and am very happy in it , so if you want me to marry you and have your children ;) then please pass me by , but if you`re looking for NSA fun have a open mind then feel free to read on............... i`m a fit and active Bisexual Crossdresser ,who enjoys local meets , private photoshoots, and intimate friendships with likeminded and open minded people be they straight , Bi , or Bi curious , girls or guys , i`ll cater for any of their needs , love entertaining BBW`s , discretion is essential , cleanliness also and i abide by every ones limitations and expect the same , ANY SEX IS SAFE ( i value my health ) but also NOT guaranteed so please don`t be put out by any refusal, so why not contact me what have you got to lose ?? , ****i will also meet in MALE MODE for any people who prefere straight sex , so ladies/gents who require a threesome or gang bang get in touch****XXX.

Also, if you write me with just a one-liner (such as "Hey, how's it going?","I want to hook up with you tonight" or "Send me your email so that I can send you pictures", etc.) you are probably not going to hear back from me other than to find out that I have blocked future emails from you. Sorry in advance, but I'm really weary of nonsense and you wouldn't be interesting to me anyway. Crude or rude do not work for me.

I respect limits so others I hope should respect mine..I will add u as a friend if you contribute to all of us here that have made the effort. But some of the lame cheap attempts at passing themselves off as one thing or the other is sad. Try the truth it will get responses I gaurantee it. I have to many likes to put down here but I understand that people have their own fetishs and I won't judge you nothing shocks me anymore but if I think u r dangerous I will react badly. Lets just have fun. I've been bi since I can remember having sexual feelings. My preferance is fun people who enjoy kink...if u are the same don't hesitate luv ya.

Now all that being said and u understand it lets get kinky nasty cum, piss, cunt, cock couple single tv/ts/cd lets luv doing it all with no regrets...But if we get together condoms are a must hope u agree....Using proper grammar/spelling is decidedly a plus and will help you to get me to "lower my knickers". If you don't/can't use proper grammar/spelling, I just don't see why you would be interesting to me.

We should be able to talk, laugh and enjoy each other. We might even actually like each other. Imagine that! Trust me; it's much better that way. I'm really a lot of fun!

There was a time when all you needed to do was tap me on the shoulder and my panties would come down. But not anymore! I'm now into quality, not quantity. How about you?

FOR SURE I will be discreet. After all, I'm the one that will be standing there in high heels, stockings, panties and a short dress. Exactly who am I going to tell?????!Thank You to all you horny guys/girls for your comments, I cant believe how much attention ive attracted...I will try to answer all your comments messages etc but please dont take offence if I cant, I am just an ordinary heshe with a family so as you can appreciate I dont always get the time I'd like, please be patient. xxxxxxx

* I don't take myself too seriously and neither should you.

* I probably don't take you too seriously either - and guess what? Neither should you!

* Just because I talk to you a lot doesn't mean that I want to have sex with you - but I still might.

* Just because I haven't spoken to you yet doesn't mean that I don't want to have sex with you.

* It is possible to be good friends and not want to have sex with each other.

* It is also possible to have sex with people that you aren't particularly good friends with.

* Just because you didn't bed me on a first date doesn't mean you shouldn't keep trying!

* I'd much sooner make a friend for life than spoil things with a few things i`m a bit picky about !!

My family comes before anything so sometimes i cannot do the things i sometimes arrange, but i do my upmost to always deliver , please be patient.

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I would love to see a piccy from anyone who writes me.

I do not like pushy people when i cam/meet its a real turn off.

I really enjoy getting to know people before i commit myself to meets so please be patient.

Time and transportation is sometimes a problem so please be patient.

As i mentioned cleanliness is essential , i don`t mind if your "au naturale" down below or shaven/trimmed thats your personal choice but if a person is clean its not a problem and as they say veriety is the spice of life ....

Whew! That is a lot to get through. Thanks for taking the time. Hope it was entertaining and had you laughs or at least smile. After all, aren't we here to have fun!

I have to admit that since getting on here I have been beating my cock like it owed me ya! Love ya!OOHH and don`t tell my pet lamb for f***s sake ;)

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