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nightmareklown
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 42
UK
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About

Can play with hair for hours

I am a professional at whipping people with straberry shoelaces.
My other talents would make you blush,.

Work hard in a decent job during the week, and therefore the worlds biggest fan of the Friday feeling.

Live on my own down on the seafront, which means it is less than a minutes walk to go and purchase a '99 ice cream and flake whenever I want one in the summer. They aren't 99p anymore though. Plus the flakes aren't even full size....but I still keep going back to make sure of this.

No debts. No hassel.

What you get:
Random hugs from behind; a cup of tea that could win an award; the ability to recognise when you need your own space without having to say anything; expert spider catcher; all of the duvet; even more of the bathroom shelves; a man who'd keep a spare hair tie around his wrist in case yours decides to frey on the hottest day of the year; a silly dancing bear that sings a 1980's love song by Whitney Houston every Valentines day...but most of all: honesty.

Drop me a line if you desire.
You never know, I might just slip the sleeves off your shoulders with words alone.

P.S I can be purchased and told to do pretty much anything for a bag of revels chocolates.

Meet at a mutally agreed location, send me to the bar to bring back drinks -
if you are still sitting there when I return , great I'll treat you to a splendind couple of hours of magnificnent conversation.
If not, I;ve got two drinks to myself.

Can't lose really.

Likes: Pony tails, smeared make-up, leggings, playing with hair.

Interests

Adult parties
Anal sex
Dogging
Erotic writing
Exhibitionism
Gang bangs
Group sex
Making videos
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Phone sex
Role play
S & M
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism
Watersports

Seeking

Female
Couple
Male Couple
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 60
Distance: 80 miles