single guy seeks energetic girl with long or short legs, big breasts (small will do) and her own hair and teeth. receipts will be required as proof of purchase. The successful applicant will need to show a good working knowledge of all sexual activity. Virgins most welcome. Please send your c.v, including telephone number and email address and details of any referees to my inbox no later than anytime.

I'm a 28yr old straight guy from Derby and looking for people to have fun with. Whether its out on the tiles, over a candle-lit dinner or sat at home sampling my cooking accompanied by a bottle of wine and a good movie.