I love it when I feel the urge and I put on some porn, slip off my trousers and start stroking my swollen dick....... I look to my left and there you are naked with a huge dildo hanging out of your pussy while your rubbing your clit. I walk by you running my fingers from your feet to your neck and stand over you pumping at my cock while caressing your chest and then just as the porn star women drops to her knees to take a load on her face, I ejaculate over your belly and tits :)

I also love texts, random naughty texts making want to find a nice quiet spot to pump out my load.