Been away for a little while, now back and ready to play midweek daytimes if anyone up for an old mechanic needing to service their engine.

"Do you need the Pussy Mechanic?

Special Service only for Special Ladies... I AM fussy in who's pussy needs special servicing... is that yours? Does your under carriage need looking at and some tlc, has it been neglected or is it running out of lubrication? The Pusssy Mechanic is available to do MoT's and full services on neglected pussy and any pussy that needs running in... I have been asked about the size of Jack used? Its not the size of the jack it,s the technique behind it and it will lift any rear end high enough and long enough for lubrication to occur before new oil inserted. The jack comes with manual and and oral instructions which usually start the lubrication process and no insertion will take place until sufficient moisture content reached. Any model considered irrespective of age, colour or condition of bodywork. Extra attention always paid to bare under carriages where extra lubrication is one of the favourites of the mechanic. There is a small service bay available to those that can travel or the pussy mechanic has own transport and is willing to do out calls at no cost to the distressed pussy. Genuine Pussy Mechanic available for sexy ladies who need an xtra cock and tongue, let me pleasure you! Just drop me a line and I will cum to the rescue immediately! Please have contact details and requirements at the ready...For those of you without a sense of humour, I'm just an ordinary guy, divorced, clean, discrete, straight, yes straight, looking for fun with the ladies, dont mind being watched or photographed if thats what turns you on? I love giving oral and receiving it too. I like to get out and about, don't smoke, don't mind if you do, drink socially, like a laugh, am non-pushy, patient, anything else you wanna know you will have to ask. Age, creed, size not important, we are all born equal. Contact me if you would like some fun and frolics."

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