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slugandlettuce
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 59
0 miles · E Riding of Yorkshire
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About

LETTUCE & SLUG

We prefer to smile and laugh rather than threaten to block or delete, that's just the way we roll..

SINGLE MALES - We apologise but we prefer not to meet single males, it’s just an ‘us’ thing we’re sure you understand the deal. We would be very grateful if you’d respect that, thanks.

We are a happily married couple who enjoy meeting other, similar minded couples. Preferably those that have very few hang ups about sex and just enjoy fun time together.

We consider ourselves lucky as we have encountered very few time wasters and have met some truly great people since we have been involved in this wonderful, secretive lifestyle.

We prefer profile pics that leave a bit to the imagination and not those that would be more at home on Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies! In other words we're not fans of those close up chuff shots thanks.

As this is a swinging site, we’ll assume that everyone here enjoys sex, so we don’t intend to whitter on too much about "Mr breathing through his ears" and "Mrs dressing to please" - for us that's a given. We do both enjoy our bi sex and the company of genuine bi couples but we can as easily leave our bi side at home.

We do enjoy having a social meet first to see if the chemistry is right because of course, you might not like us. So we like to get together preferably somewhere neutral, for a couple of drinks or a coffee or tea or whatever, even a bit of a flirt but we prefer not to play on our first meet

We are always focused on respecting the boundaries of others and hope that you would do the same for us, we also prefer our activities to be kept discreet too.

Shaven or well trimmed couples go straight to the top of the list and in return we are both very clean & shaven.

As long as it doesn't hurt too much offend others or smell unpleasant, we’ll try most things and in return we will fully respect your boundaries.

Same room, safe sex, full or soft swap is the order of the day for us as we love to watch each other in action.

Most importantly to us, it’s all about everyone feeling comfortable, enjoying themselves and having a laugh. We’re not Posh & Becks and don’t seek Posh & Becks types but we do have our limits. It’s more about the person inside the body for us.

Sit back and enjoy our little picture gallery which we refresh on a regular basis, we see it as our shop window.

We've decided that our private gallery should contain nothing more than our very private face pictures and our 'friends' list is for just that - friends so it would be great if you didn't ask expecting to see more erotica as it's not there.

Thanks for taking the time to look at our profile and we both wish you happy and mischievous swinging xx

Interests

Dogging
Exhibitionism
Group sex
Masturbation
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Male
Female
Couple
Male Couple
Female Couple
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 150 miles