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smattyone
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · York

About

I am currently married but no longer in a sexual relationship. I'm not wishing nor able to change this situation due to current constraints and impacts.

Hopefully you'll understand and not be too judgemental to my situation.

For what it's worth, I'm also triple jabbed too.

I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ—twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais…shaken, not stirred.

…Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good mai tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class.

Get in touch for more straight talk, and I'll send you facebook links, photos of science fair trophies and much MUCH more...

             .....Breaking Free From The Status Quo.......

                    :-) —— IMPORTANT INFO —— :-)

                           —— Likes & Dislikes ——

(Not a definitive list, please do feel free to ask of anything)

                                  —— Likes ——

- Confident women, I'm a bit voyeuristic, so like seeing a flash here and there, or sheer/semi-sheer outfits. (Also have an exhibitionist streak)

- Cleanliness is an absolute must

- Hollywood, Brazilian or well trimmed, a Hairy Bush is not my mush; However, if you would like a Hollywood and want someone to do it for you, I will, as I'm sure that would be fun and erotic at the same time!

- Love hard erect nipples! (Who doesn't! LOL)

- Giving oral, love it but please see point 2 & 3

- Gusher or Squirter? yes please..!

- Oh and I love to cuddle..!

—— Dislikes ——

- Stale tobacco smoke, if you're a smoker please have mints.

- Pain, Poo

- Hairy hairy bush, just not my mush, sorry.

Interests

Dogging
Exhibitionism
Oral sex
Outdoor sex
Role play
Same Room Swapping
Straight sex
Threesomes
Voyeurism

Seeking

Male
Female
Single Trans Male
Single Trans Female
Couple
Male Couple
Female Couple
Couple with Trans Female
Couple with Trans Male
Age: 18 - 100
Distance: 500 miles