Ok... so you've found our profile page, we'll take that to mean you're interested in finding a little bit about us!

Well, we've been members SH for some years now and members of Chameleons in Darlaston for some years too...

During this time we have evolved, discovered, explored, enjoyed and gone much further into the realms and lifestyle of both swinging and BDSM than we ever thought possible!

Where once we saw limits, we now see boundaries which are there to be pushed, where once we thought we'd never go, we now look back at new experiences and see more on the way...

We've learnt not to use the word "never" but instead to replace it with "maybe one day...", a change both profound and exciting leading us into an always changing, fresh life with a fast flowing current, with the absolute truth and knowledge

that whilst we have each other, whilst we're always honest with each other, that trust will never let us sink, we get to experience as much as we want, at the pace at which we want, totally selfishly, utterly together even when apart, it's a life we'll never take for granted...

Now that we've said, well everything and yet nothing at all, we'll save you some time and answer some of those regularly repeated questions that we get...

Master B is ALWAYS in charge, it isn't up to mrs b, so don't ask her, ask Master B...

Master B is straight, 50, bald (all over) and very cuddly whilst mrs b is bisexual, 37, occasionally bald (always bald "downstairs") size 18 and happy in her skin...

We only meet initially at a club, usually that would be Chameleons in Darlaston. If we ever chose to meet initially elsewhere it would be an absolutely vanilla meet in a public place. THIS IS AN IRON-CLAD RULE FOR US, FOR BOTH OUR OWN SAFETY AND THAT OF THOSE WE WOULD MEET.

We do "play" with single males, but the above statement would be adhered to, and we have had lots of fun in the past and forsee lots more in our future!

We have had fun with quite a few couples, and always enjoyed, but would love to one day meet a couple we could possibly have more of a steady relationship with, both in and out of "bed" ...

We both work, we have a teenage son and eight cats, all of which mean our time is precious, we can rarely arrange a short-notice meet and even rarer are our opportunities for weekends free... accept this, have patience, we do NOT mess folks around...

As for those few remaining questions... "Yes", "Yes", "No", "Occasionally, If we're in the mood", "If she's in the mood", "If Master B gives permission", "Possibly", "Ooooh... never thought of that!", "Oh YES!", "maybe", and "Next year"...

(we reserve the right to change the order of our answers, change our mind, go mad and generally throw grapefruits at anyone asking us a question).

On here we have made some good friends, for us that's what it is about, open and honest

friendships, sharing fun times both vanilla and otherwise, non-judgemental and caring,

we strive to acheive these standards ourselves towards others along with respect given

and earnt and simply ask for the same...

Chat or message us, we don't bite (unless you ask Master B nicely!) .

In the chat room if its just Master B he'll type in black, mrs b will type in pink and if we're both there we'll type in blue...