MY NAME refers to my lack of willingness to approach the bar, not what some may think, I have a cork shoved there now for security purposeslol! but hey if i do say so meself its quite pert!!

If you know a good plasterer or decorator, get in touch !! especially the female variety!! i have someone to cut in, just need the rest doing!!

Well what can i say without sounding egotistical !! Chilled out, relaxed, enjoys a giggle, and if extras comes with it all the better lol.

I do have experience in varying situations, and respect ppl's boundries and privacy .

I can actually be witty on the odd occassion if the blood is flooding the right braincell!! Well maybe someone will actually mail me one day!! and when that day comes no doubt global warming would have taken effect and the apocalypse will ensue the following day...but hey dont let that put you off mailing me lol ;)