PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE....NO MORE RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS! There MUST be some form of communication first (a wink doesn't count!) and you MUST have a face pic available if you'd like to hear back from us :)

Sorry for the rant, please carry on......

Hello to all of you wonderful, GENUINE people out there and thank you for taking the time to peruse our profile x

We’ll try to keep it short, we know how easily bored you all get!

We are a very happily married couple in our 40’s, secure, insatiable and reasonably established on the scene! She is very bi and he is very straight. We won’t try to describe ourselves physically, there are photos here to show you how we look and everyone’s taste is different!

We’re looking for nicely-shaped, sexy bi-fems, either on their own or as part of a couple, for cosy nights in, loud nights out, parties or club events. If you’re a couple, you’ll both be well turned-out, in reasonably good shape and articulate! If you can’t hold a conversation, you won’t be holding anything else of ours either! Oh, and here’s a tip: before you describe yourself as ‘athletic’, consider what athletes actually look like! Eastern European shot-putters really need not apply!

We can travel to yours, entertain at home or meet at neutral venues but family commitments mean we cannot do any of these at the drop of a hat. On that topic, our child-free time takes a lot of organising. If we've organised it in order to meet you and you let us down, you'll need to be Brad and Angelina to be in with a second chance!

Finally, a list of no-no’s: we are NOT interested in single men, men who are bi, bi-curious or Eastern European shot-putters, bbw, TV/TS, couples who are married, but ‘not to each other’, over-50’s or couples who only do full-swap! Please respect this, we don’t want to be rude so if you are any of these things, and likely to be offended by being ignored, please don’t get in touch!

Thanks again, K & C xxx

p.s. If you can't spell 'professional', chances are you aren't!