Well I joined this site hoping all my naughty fantasies would come true but i was wrong. I hadn't realized its so bloody hard finding a like minded woman that would like a bit of discreet rumpy pumpy - no string, no pressure, just mutual fun and a good laugh.

***********/**********put this on your

**********/ . ***********profile if you

*********/ . . . **********feel you have

********/. . . . . *********totally lost the

*******/ . . . . . . *********plot, you are

******/ . . . . . . . . ********surrounded

*****/ . . . . . . . . . . *******by a bunch of

***** . . . . . . . . . . . *******nutters and a

**** . . . ¬ . . . . ¬ . . .******full psychological

***( . . . @ . . . . @ . . )*****evaluation is the

*****. . . . . . . . . . . .*******most effective

***** . . . . . ? . . . . ****solution to the reason

****** . ._____ . . ******you keep returning

****** . . ^^^^ . ****in the vain hope of finding

******* . . . . . . . ****someone to connect with

So here i am still on my quest for the illusive like minded lady for some good old fashioned adult fun.

I am able to string between 3 and 5 words together to hold a conversation so if you want more than a primeval grunt (which i can do also) then I'm your man.

Feel free to email//whisper/shout or even poke me.