Apologies for absence of any dic pix........this is because

a) I might get recognised

b) I don't do flash photography

c) no one can hold the camera still as they are laughing so much

d) Thry might get mixed in with my holiday pix

e) Dic wont come out from hiding behind a bush

f) I don't have a wide angle lens wide enough..............

Im a regular guy whose partner has completely lost her libido so I 've always maintained healthy relations with my right hand...sex lasts just the right length of time, our libidos are in perfect sinc, and its just as tight as I like!! oh yes does'nt talk so never complains!!

I wonder, can you save me from going blind !!! lol.I am available most weekdays, either evening or daytime or both if you think you can stand it ! weekends, I'm usually tied up,...oh no! bondage is not my thing but hey! I shouldn't knock it till I've tried it, but I am into photography but not had any interesting subjects of late!

Ladies...what do you do if your cup is only half full?

I am a professional witha degree.I'm about 5' 10 tall, blond/fair shortish hair, fairly chunky in build, well, I was a county rugby player and not an ugly prop forward either, I was a fleet-footed winger (the glory boy who scored tries) so don't worry not quite as fit nowadays so I'm no longer a fast mover, except when I'm in the car.....I have the points to prove it!!!! I am much more into casual cloths than formal wear.I don't have any tatoos or piercings and I don't wear any jewellry other than a watch Anyway if you really want to know what i look like ask me for some more pix or ask me to be your friend

I am told Im good fun, I am clean shaven and not at all hairy and in particular downstairs if you know what i mean.I'm a non smoker and would prefer it if you were also. email me whirlyram I'm a at and give me your addy so I can em you back as I'm only a bronze member. I garrantee to answer all messages as I don't get too many...ahhhh!! you can see my pix if you are my friend! so ask!.

Answer....reduce your bra size! I don't lol as I've heard it before.!.