It was my birthday, so I knew my wife, Paige, would have something extra special planned for our evening shenanigans. We were back from a fantastic meal, and she'd been whispering in my ear for the entire drive home. I'd had a massive erection for about three miles, and I was leaking precum at a massive rate. We got through the door, I locked it, and suddenly I was pressed up against it, her lips smashing against mine, and her tongue licking everywhere it could reach. She moaned into my mouth, and pulled away. "Upstairs. Into the shower. I want you clean, and more importantly, I want you smooth!" I did what I was told, climbing into the shower with my trusty razor, and giving myself a jolly good seeing to. I shaved my cock, balls and arse clean, just how she likes it. When I climbed out and towelled myself off, I found her in the bedroom, ready to examine my handiwork. She pushed me onto the bed, and shackled my arms to the bedposts, then taking every care, she examined my cock and arse to check I'd met her expectations. I didn't get the smack on the arse that means I've done a shoddy job, so I knew she was satisfied. She climbed onto the bed, one foot either side of my chest, and for the first time it dawned on me that she was in a dressing gown. She peeled it open to display a tight black Basque, knee high boots, and nothing else. From where I lay I could already see that she was soaking wet, and it wasn't long before I discovered just how wet. She dropped down, and plopped her gorgeous shaved pussy right on my face. I started licking, but I don't think that's what she had in mind. She just humped my face, rubbing her soaking cunt all over my face, and taking special care to rub her clitoris on my nose. She screamed to a massive orgasm, and the strength went from her legs, her full weight resting on my face. For a few brief moments I couldn't breathe, but I didn't even care! When she recovered she left the room, and returned holding the hand of a tall, muscular man, wearing nothing but a pair of tight black boxer shorts. My eyes bulged at the sight of him, but not for long. My wife let me get a good look, then she pulled a blindfold down over my eyes, and I was left in the dark. "For now," she said, "I just want you to listen." I heard some rustling, and a couple of giggles, and some cloth was pressed to my face. "Have a sniff on his underwear, Will. Doesn't that smell divine? It's so MANLY!" She wasn't wrong. The scent of a sweaty, horny crotch was all over the fabric, and not only that, they were wet too. He'd obviously been as excited as I was, and had leaked precum. The thought of it made me horny, and I stuck out my tongue and gave a lick at the fabric. It tasted even better than it smelt. I sucked the fabric into my mouth, cleaning them with my tongue. "Look David, didn't I tell you he'd be horny for someone as masculine as you?" The pants were pulled away from my face, I heard more movements, and suddenly Paige was on top of me, her pussy rubbing against my naked and bald cock. "Mmmmmmn, your cock does feel lovely, but I think I'll let David open me up tonight, what do you think?" Her movements were driving me crazy, but I knew better than to argue with her. "That's a great idea, honey. Have him fuck you like the naughty slut you are." "You heard him Davie boy!" There were some more movements from the bed, more weight on the bedsprings, and Paige let out a terrific moan. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh William! He's got such a lovely cock, and he just got it all the way in me in one thrust! I can feel it so deep inside me!" I don't think she could say anything for a few minutes after that. The only noises from her lips were moans, groans and gasps, while David was making deep enthusiastic grunts. With my vision impaired I could only imagine the ecstasy on their faces. They must have fucked for a good ten minutes before Paige started to orgasm, thrashing on top of me while Davie fucked her from behind. She screamed in pure unadulterated joy, and it must have been a big orgasm, because she squirted all over my crotch. She told Davie to stop, and pull out, and move onto stage 2. The next thing I knew there was a weight on my chest, and Davie's cock was rubbing against my lips. "Mmmmmmn, that was lovely, Davie is one good fuck! But now he's all dirty! Why don't you clean him up?" He grabbed the back of my head and lifted it into a more accessible position, I parted my lips, and tasted his cock, and my wife's juices. He slid his cock in and out between my lips for about five minutes, until my wife told me it must be good and clean by now. He stood up and moved away, and Paige pulled off my blindfold. She was blocking my view of David, who must have moved to the foot of the bed, because she was preparing to gag me. But gag me with the one we only use on the most special of occasions. It has two parts, the small dildo end goes into my mouth, to remind me that I'm her little cock slut, which leaves the larger dildo jutting up obscenely from my face. Paige turned around, so she was facing my feet, and slid the dildo into her pussy reverse cowgirl style. I watched in amazement as the cock slid in and out of her pussy, right above my face. From this position, it meant her cute little rosebud arsehole swam towards my eyes with each down stroke. She was telling me how much of a gorgeous bitch she thought I was, but her words were suddenly muffled, and on an upstroke I saw why. Dave had climbed onto the bed, and was busy feeding his cock between Paige's lips. She moaned around the cock, and bounced up and down on my face till she exploded with another orgasm. David pulled out of her mouth as she shoved the dildo as deep in her as it would go, and ground down upon it. A brief pause to recover, and she informed us all that it was time for stage 3. She pulled the dildo out of her soaking pussy, but didn't move away. Instead she positioned it's soaking tip at her arsehole, and slowly lowered herself on it. I watched in amazement as her hole slowly opened up, accepting the thick rubber, and watched as inch by inch she worked it into her tight back passage, until her gorgeous arse was pressed against my face. She gently leant forward, and grabbed hold of my ankles, pulling them upwards, and lifting my hips off the bed. I should have guessed what would happen next. David's spit-shined cock pushed at my tight little sphincter, and I groaned around the gag. He was unrelenting, pushing his way in till his cock head popped through, and not stopping even then, till he had all eight inches buried in me. Paige was going wild, telling me how sexy it looked, and together they made their move. She slid up the dildo at exactly the same pace as he withdrew his cock from my spasming arsehole. I watched as only the tip of the rubber phallus was left in my wife, and only the tip of David was left in me, and as she slid down, David slid in. They kept it up, moving up and down and in and out, matching pace with each other till both I and my wife were being fully fucked. David was bumping against my prostate, and my cock was rock hard. When Paige leant forward and gave it a squeeze, that was all it took. The orgasm was enormous! I must have squirted cum clean up to my chin, and it just kept coming. My arse was spasming around David's cock, and he groaned and buried himself balls deep in me, filling me with his spunk. Paige started bucking wildly, one hand ferociously rubbing her clit as she came and squirted again and again. Paige collapsed off me as David pulled out of me. She pulled the gag out of my mouth, and told me I had one last job to do. I just closed my eyes and agreed to anything. David's cock was again pressed to my lips, and I happily licked and sucked at his softening member. Paige wasn't idle. She was scooping up the cum I'd squirted across my chest, and was dribbling it into my mouth in between sucks on David's cock. When he was clean he just picked up his clothes and left, without saying anything else. Paige just carried on feeding me spunk. And when my chest was clean, she dipped her fingers into my arsehole, and fed me the spunk from there, too. I didn't care. It all tasted delicious to me. It was better than any birthday cake, that's for sure!