Many years ago I worked as part of a small sales team. A stressful job but very lucrative. This lead to an office of young 20-somethings earning big sums and full of tension. We used to party hard too. Often we would end up out on the town downing enough booze to sink a battleship making lewd innuendo to each other and often we there would be the occasional bit of romance. I had been with an administrator a couple of times but she had since left the company. My new administrator was sexually aware, a bit loose in her chat in the office, and as such I knew a lot about her sex life. One night after a few drinks on a night out she asked if I wanted to come back to hers to call a taxi. I looked round for the rest of the team and realised in a haze that they had left during the course of the evening. As we were the last 2 I decide to go back to hers. We walked the short distance to her house, staggering as we went with her talking (read gossiping) about the rest of the team. We made it as far as her front drive before she exclaimed she had to go for a pee immediately as she couldn’t hold on any longer. Frowning, as I wasn’t sure what she was talking about, I turned to her and she just hitched up her skirt, opened her legs and peed in front of me on the driveway of her house, straight through her lacy panties. My cock firmed up in an instant. I don’t know why but it really turned me on. Once she had stopped peeing she peeled her panties down her legs and removed them before carrying up the driveway without a word and just laughing. Once inside she put her panties in the washing machine as she made coffee and we were soon on the sofa chatting away. ‘So why have you never come on to me?’ she asked. ‘Well I like to be discreet about my sex life and one night with you will become office gossip for 3 months’, I replied. The realisation sunk in for her that I would love to fuck her. She thought the reason I had never chatted her up was because I didn’t fancy her but that assumption could be nothing further from the truth. ‘I promise we can do anything you want and I’ll never tell a word to anyone’ she muttered after some thought. ‘Please believe me, I’ll not mention anything we do’. ‘I have spoken to Sarah (Sarah was my old administrator) and I want what she had – your cock for our pleasure’. She rolled over the sofa and pulled out a box and a small deodorant bottle. She opened the box to reveal 4 vibrators, one very small pink one about the size of a middle finger up to a thick 10” job. ‘These are the vibrators I talk about at work so much but here’, holding out the deodorant bottle, ‘ is my main sex toy’. I smiled and must have looked bemused because she said, ‘watch’. As she pulled her skirt up revealing a trimmed pussy in the light of the front room. It was the first time I have ever seen a woman masturbate properly – I mean she really let loose with this small bottle. It took me a short while to realise that she was just staring at my eyes whilst she masturbated as I was just taking in the sight of her pussy. I unzipped my trousers and she smiled as she spread her legs. I took a vibrator and let loose with her which she enjoyed as she stroked me. ‘Put your cock in me’ she said almost at a whisper. I didn’t need to be asked twice. My 7” slipped straight in. I have to say she was not very tight even though she was a size10 (never judge a book by its cover). I recalled a time in the office when a tampon fell to the floor from her chair and she had said it had fallen out but I thought she was just attention seeking – now I knew it was probably possible. I must have pounded her for 20 minutes from every angle but I knew with this much alcohol and practically no friction I wasn’t going to cum! I told her this and went down on her clit for an age before she let out a moan with her whole body tensing and her nipples poking through her blouse. ‘Here try doggy style’ she said getting to all fours on the sofa. ‘I’ll guide you in’ she said. Her pussy felt much tighter this way, more like your average pussy. I soon came, I’d wanted to for over an hour by this time and I shot what must have been loads and loads of cum into her. I stood for a while and then pulled out to notice that I had in fact just been giving her anal. Her anus was as loose as a pussy. She explained days later that she used her vibrators on both her pussy and her arse which is why she was so loose. We were an item for 5 years and worked together for 3 of those years. What a great time we had – mostly with the use of deodorant bottles!