I've only recently got my act together and had my first meet with someone from SH. While the very lovely lady and I were getting to know each other we were talking about our swinging experiences and I remember something that had happened a few years ago when I first started doing field work. I'm in my 40's now and none of my mum's friends ever hit on me in my teens, none of my mates wives/gfs have ever come on to me, but I reckon everyone had one wierd sex story and this is mine. I was staying in a large chain hotel with the full leisure complex for while working at a client site. I was on a fitness thing at the time and had taken to starting work early so I could hit the gym and pool before dinner. I was doing alright, I'd lost nearly 4 stone and had got my bodyfat into the low teens. I'd done a workout and then into pool to stretch off with a few lengths. Nothing special but I was feeling good and hit the showers. There was a chubby chap in his late 40's maybe 50's who'd been in the gym earlier, eyeing my tackle up in the shower. I'd like to say I'd made a witty remark, but I'm always a bit naive in the moment and so I toddled off to get dry and put some clothes on and didn't think anything of it. For one reason or another I'd ended up having a steak in the bar on my own that night, I guess I'd overcooked it in the gym and the lads had gone out without me so I was bit of a "billy no mates" sat in the corner of the bar nursing a pint and reading a book on my kindle. Anyway Shower guy came in with a stunning blonde as I was eating and sat a couple of tables down from me. Don't me wrong she was probably a size 12-14 about 5'3" in her heels but she radiated pure sex, but that could have been down to the fact I had been away from home for 2-3 days and had only had Hannah and her 5 sisters for company. The couple got drinks and were chatting, Shower guy caught my eye and gave me a nod of recognition. Wierd but whatever. I was finishing my pint and was thinking about calling it a night when Showerguy got up and left giving me a big grin and a wink as he waddled out of the bar. I've seen allsorts going on in Hotels over the years but nothing stranger then a very embarrassing encounter with a maid had ever happened to me before and now it seems I've clearly pulled Danny DeVito's body double. I did what every red blooded Englishmen would do in that situation, I went to the bar... I was ordering a drink when I felt a soft hand on my elbow. Mrs Sexpot is stood at my side, practically radiating perfume. "Hi.." she purred. "My husband has gone to our room, I don't suppose you'd like to buy me a drink would you?" For one second in my life I was James Bond. I'm feeling fit, I'm in a nice hotel and a beautiful woman is asking me for a drink so I turn back to the barman and smoothly say "And something for lady." She orders a dry white wine and I sign the chit and then I stopped channelling Mr Bond gave Mrs Sexpot a goofy grin and went back to my table leaving her and probably the barman feeling pretty fucking bewildered. So I'm back at my table sipping a scotch reading my book, its not even a good book I'll be honest but like I've said I can be bit oblivious to obvious. "Normally when a man buys me a drink in a hotel, he at least tries to make a pass at me." Mrs Sexpot is stood in front of me smiling and I can't tell if she's really pissed off or really amused. In my memory I think I said something cutting like "You asked for a drink, not a drink and conversation,," but I think I probably said "Ummmm Okay." "My husband said you seemed nice earlier." She purred. "He's gone to bed and I wondering if you could keep me company..." "Sure why not, take a seat." She sits down. "I'm Jenny, my husband is Pete but he's not really a night owl like me." reaching out to shake my hand. "Thank you for the drink." We talk for 5-10 mins sipping our drinks and making small talk until we run dry. "Another drink?" she says. "Well, I was finishing this and heading up to my room." I stutter. "Excellent, she says lets take them up with us." She purrs. WTF! Fortunately at this point my Dick decides that my Brain isn't equipped for this situation and cuts it out of the loop. "Another White wine?" My dick asks making me stand up and head towards the bar, I'm back a couple of minutes later with another scotch and a white wine which I hand to her and my dick is leading me out of the bar towards the lift. I press 3 for my floor and my brain rallies "Which floor are you on?" it asks. Fortunately Jenny know what she's after. "3." she whispers pressing up close to me. Her hot breath on my ear and her hand on my arse puts my dick firmly back in control. The doors close on us and she's pushes me back against to wall of the lift with one finger on my lips and her other arm . "I've never had a guy play hard to get before, its really making me hot." her finger traces down my chin and onto my chest and keeps going until she's cupping my tackle through my jeans. "Pete, said it was big? Is it?" I had a raging hard "oh, you naughty boy, it is big." Its really not that big, if I was really really tuned on it could hit 8" on a good day. She kisses me hard and then we both stumble almost spilling our drinks as the lift jerks to a halt. We walk down the hall towards my room and I expect her to peel off to her room and maybe invite me to her room for some wife watching thing but we're in my room. "So Pete, doesn't really do sex which is fine because he isn't really equipped for it." She says in a matter of fact voice, sitting on my bed with her very sexy stocking tops on show. sipping her wine. I'm leaning casually against the desk with my whisky doing my best Don Draper. "So now and again, we come to a place like this and we find a man to help me out. Is that okay?" Small talk happens and then we're running out of drink again. "So lets see what you've got for me then." stretching out her hands towards me. "I've never done anything like this before." I say moving towards her. I've gone from Bond, to Draper to the Graduate. She's fumbling one-handed with my jeans and I try to help getting my wrist slapped for my efforts. She pushes my jeans and trunks down and suddenly I can feel hot lips on the tip of my cock. "Shhhh" she says then takes a mouthful of wine and engulfs me in her mouth, wrapping a hand round me and slowly pumping it into her icy cold mouth. She swallows the wine and it slowly gets warmer and warmer on my cock. I am in bliss as she moves up and down my hot shaft. I reach down to cup her soft breasts running my fingers lightly down the sides of them making her sigh. I step away pulling my cock from her mouth and push her back on the bed. and kneel down. I start to kiss up her stocking covered thigh until the silky scent of her fills my senses she gasps as I pull away and start on the other thigh, pushing her sexy black dress up as I go. Again I pull away as I feel the heat of her sex through the satin covering. I place a kiss at the base of her mons before nuzzling and kissing between the top her thigh and her lips. The scent is intoxicating and I am drunk on her, placing fluttering kisses over he satin covered sex. I love watching a woman cum and I can see Jenny vividly in my memory writhing on the bed clawing at the duvet as I pulled her panties aside and started to kiss her hot naked sex, flicking her clit with my tongue and nuzzling against it drinking in the heat and wetness. I don't think I have ever gone down on a woman for so long, but Jenny seemed to love every second of it. At some point she pulled me up, kissing and licking her wetness off my face as she reached down and started to rub my cock against her sex. I felt like iron, I was plunging into a furnace. She engulfed me, her back arching as I sank straight in. I started to move slowly, but Jenny was too far gone, grinding against me like an animal in heat, her hands holding my head firm as she slammed her hips against me urging me on in desperate gasps. I was trying desperately to hang on in there, but when she came her sex closed on me like a vice and I was done, but boy did I cum hard. I pulsed five or six times, firing hot jets deep inside her as she came hard again throwing her arms out to the sides and clawing at the bed until we both collapsed sweaty and half undressed on a rented bed. That was the first fuck of the night and it was barely 9:30. Jenny didn't go back to her husband until about 1:30. I'll post the rest if you're interested.