A couple of years ago, a second swingers' club opened in our city. The first one was OK, but we always found it cliquey, the receptionist was only interested in taking our money, and we didn't like any of the music.
We were pleasantly surprised by the new one: the staff really care that you have a good time (the manager and his partner even give free massages), you can dress up to the nines or wear jeans and t-shirt, and it's much more friendly.
We're not very good at starting conversations with total strangers, but that's not an issue here, because people often approach us. It's a very loving place, where people of all ages, shapes and sizes just enjoy one another.
On our last visit, a couple of weeks ago, there was a guy sitting on the couch with his arms round two women whom he obviously knew. We wondered what he'd done to attract the attentions of not one but two females.
Soon afterwards, they strolled over and introduced themselves - maybe influenced by the fact that my wife was wearing a very sexy dress and I'd ordered her to put her tits on display.
It turned out that they were husband, wife, and wife's friend, whom they'd invited along on her first visit to a club. She'd had to call her boyfriend to ask permission, and he'd said sure. I never cease to be amazed by the complex permutations of relationships at these places.
Anyway, we started chatting, and soon we were all standing in a circle with our arms round each other, in various states of undress. One of the women lifted her dress (she had nothing underneath, of course) so I could play with her tits.
Eventually, we all moved upstairs to the room with all the beds in it. But just as we were settling down on one, another couple came over to us. They were probably in their 40s; he was black, she was white, blonde, slightly plump, and pretty. They didn't say anything, but I smiled and said: "You're welcome to join us if you like".
I was stunned at how quickly things happened after that. I'm in my early 50s, very average looking, and could do with losing a bit of weight. But the blonde woman and I started pulling each other's clothes off and kissing passionately - in my experience, the latter doesn't happen very often in clubs.
Maybe a minute later, we were fucking furiously and she was moaning loudly. Out of the corner of my eye, I watched her partner entering my wife from behind - I just love watching her being screwed by other men. Mysteriously, the three people we'd come upstairs with vanished off elsewhere (I hope they weren't offended).
This was only the beginning of the night, which also included watching a naked woman being tied up and gently tormented with burning torches, and receiving a nude couples' massage, still sticky with my own cum, from the owner and his partner. But the reason it will always stand out in my mind is because in my entire life, it's the quickest I've gone from meeting a total stranger to rolling around in bed with her - maybe two minutes.
I love the way all the normal rules get thrown out of the window at this place, and my wife and I are hooked on it. One day we'll be too old and grey, but until then we intend to visit as often as we can.
