In summer 2015 me and a few mates decided to head to Malia for a lads holiday. We were sharing rooms to save money so I was with my uni housemate Josh. We'd been there a few nights and got with a few girls in the clubs but it didn't go any further. That night we ended up in Candy Club and got chatting to a couple of girls from Newcastle queuing at the bar. They were taking the piss out of our 'posh' London accents and we were giving it back doing Geordie impressions, they weren't total stunners and maybe a bit heavy on the fake tan but both had decent tits and were solid 7/10s. We ended up dancing for a bit but then they ended up going to the toilet and we didn't see them in the crowds for ages. Me and Josh got split up and ended up with different groups of our mates and I didn't see him for the rest of the night. A few hours later we headed back to our hotel and I went to our room which was on a different floor to the others. After I managed to find the card and open the door I saw Josh lying back on his bed with one of the Geordie girls in just her panties giving him a blowjob. He saw me but didn't say anything, she hadn't realised I'd come in but turned around when she heard the door slam. I could just about see her tits which were pretty nice with big nipples which has always been a turn on for me. "Fucking hell I didn't know we had an audience" she said. I said I'd go and crash in one of the other lads rooms and leave them to it but Josh then said to her "do you think my mate is hot?" She said "well yeah he's alright". He then totally shocked me by saying "you up for letting him have a bit of fun too?" She looked me up and down again and I expected her to say no chance, but she gave me a hot little smile and said "fuck it, just don't tell anyone about this". I still couldn't tell if she (or he) was serious but she signalled me to come over to the bed and said "if you want to join in you'd better get your clothes off". Being drunk and horny I didn't waste any time and quickly got down to my boxers. My cock was already pretty hard and making a tent when I got onto the bed. I'd never done anything like this before and never thought Josh would be into a threesome. I leaned in and tasted her lips before slipping my tongue in. She was a great kisser and I reached up to play with her tits which felt great in my hand. While we were kissing Josh had pulled her panties to the side and was starting to finger her. Her cunt was totally shaved and I could see she was pretty wet already. As Josh worked on her I leant down and sucked her nipples, she was moaning a lot by now which was hot as fuck. She motioned towards my cock so I moved up the bed until my crotch was level with her face. She slowly pulled my boxers down until my dick sprang out hard as a rock. She stuck her tongue out and teased me with it until my dick was twitching before taking it in her hot wet mouth. I'd noticed that me and Josh were pretty similar in the cock department, although his was maybe slightly longer mine was definitely thicker. She certainly seemed to like it and it was one of the best blowjobs I'd had, she wasn't shy about working my balls either which I love. She was obviously a dirty bitch and told us she wanted to see who was best at licking pussy. She lay back on the bed and I pulled her panties all the way off. She had a really nice cunt and it smelt really fucking good. I couldn't hold back and leant down to lick up and down the insides of her legs getting her proper worked up. Each time I got slightly closer to her pussy but stopped short. Eventually I couldn't resist and ran my tongue across her lips. It tasted so fucking good and her moans were a massive turn on. I touched her clit every now and again but kept on teasing her until Josh said it was his turn. It was a bit weird watching one of my best mates eating a girl out but also kind of hot and I wanked to keep myself hard while stroking her tits every so often. Josh asked her who was better and she wouldn't say...but I reckon she moaned louder for me haha. I leant in close to her and asked her if she wanted us both inside her. She said "fuck yeah" and so I got some condoms out of my bag and put one on. I got on top and let her wrap her legs around me while I rubbed my dick against her lips. She was so wet that it slipped in really easily. I was buzzing and almost forgot Josh was there as I pushed in deep and then quickly pulled back out. I love working a girl up until she's begging for it and looked straight into her eyes as I started to build up a rhythm and fuck her just like she needed. Next thing I see Josh is putting his cock in her face and she starts sucking him off as best she can whilst taking a pounding from me. This went on for a couple of minutes before Josh winked at me and we swapped over. I took the condom off and let her give me another amazing bj. Josh was really going for it and I could tell we were both pretty close. I saw her touching her clit and within about 20 seconds she squealed as she came hard. That was all I could take and I pulled out and shot a massive load all over her tits. Josh then pulled out, took off the condom and added his cum to mine. I could hardly believe what had just happened, but I was fucking drained. She got cleaned up and then headed back to her room. Turned out she was staying in the same hotel as us and Josh had offered to walk her home. We fell asleep pretty quickly, the next day it was a bit weird but we just ended up having a laugh about it. None of our mates know and we never saw the girl again. It's something I never thought I'd ever do, but at that moment we were all horny and it just happened. Still probably the hottest shag I've had.