Quote by play-g-j
Off to make Vol-au-vents..................................................................................................................................
ooohh can u do me a prawn one plz :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Orgasminator
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!
i got lost on the way... bloody roads all look the same once i get out of my street!
there is JD and cock... sorry coke! (slip of the tounge)... Sambuca.... tegilla and many more fancies!
hope the bath relaxed you well.. and i'll try not to taste test the moisturiser!
Orgasminator
Slip me the tongue anytime you like!
i got lost on the way... bloody roads all look the same once i get out of my street!
there is JD and cock... sorry coke! (slip of the tounge)... Sambuca.... tegilla and many more fancies!
hope the bath relaxed you well.. and i'll try not to taste test the moisturiser!
Quote by Jiggle
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!
i got lost on the way... bloody roads all look the same once i get out of my street!
there is JD and cock... sorry coke! (slip of the tounge)... Sambuca.... tegilla and many more fancies!
hope the bath relaxed you well.. and i'll try not to taste test the moisturiser!
Orgasminator
Ohhhhhh now ya talking, god I feel pished already - think the archers has fermented!
I'll be there in a few hours :grin:
Quote by FoxyChick83
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!
I'll be there in a few hours :grin:
Orgasminator
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Ohhhhhh now ya talking, god I feel pished already - think the archers has fermented!
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!
I'll be there in a few hours :grin:
I'm half way thru a bottle of jack, and im lovin the squiffy feelin, now all we need is a few hunky men and a car :grin:
Orgasminator
Well ya see I've already been offered for tonight, shaved everywhere and am now drinking until I pluck up the courage to say "go on then" 
I'll be there in a few hours :grin:
I'm half way thru a bottle of jack, and im lovin the squiffy feelin, now all we need is a few hunky men and a car :grin:
Quote by FoxyChick83
Ohhhhhh now ya talking, god I feel pished already - think the archers has fermented!
Right Miss B is now back from her bath
Smelling of strawberries as she is covered from head to toe in strawberry moisturiser
Now drinking neat archers from a glass on her own as no-one turned up to wash her back!
I'll be there in a few hours :grin:
I'm half way thru a bottle of jack, and im lovin the squiffy feelin, now all we need is a few hunky men and a car :grin:
Orgasminator
Come find out :twisted:
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
Quote by Sixfootsix
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
Orgasminator
No I want you on ya own :twisted: wait till we hit Leeds lady
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
oooohhh nikki u minx lol, but, can i comeeeeee!!!!! pwetty pweeze
Quote by FoxyChick83
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
oooohhh nikki u minx lol, but, can i comeeeeee!!!!! pwetty pweeze
Orgasminator
Fuck me (literally) first time for everythin
Quote by FoxyChick83
My word, im speechless!!!!!
Orgasminator
My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Quote by Sixfootsix
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Quote by Sixfootsix
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
shes a wicked wicked girl dont trust her, she will tie u up and pleasure u allll night long, shes a very naughty girl lol :grin:
Orgasminator
Can someone please arrange for a 24 hour ban before I get even more drunk and carried away with this posting malarky!
Can I just check what's in the left hand though? lol (not that I don't trust you!)
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Quote by Miss_B_Having
My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Orgasminator
And you have only met me on the social side of things lol
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
shes a wicked wicked girl dont trust her, she will tie u up and pleasure u allll night long, shes a very naughty girl lol :grin:
Quote by FoxyChick83
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
shes a wicked wicked girl dont trust her, she will tie u up and pleasure u allll night long, shes a very naughty girl lol :grin:
Orgasminator
My nipple....
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Quote by Sixfootsix
Can I just check what's in the left hand though? lol (not that I don't trust you!)
My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
What's in my left hand then?
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Quote by Miss_B_Having
My nipple....
Can I just check what's in the left hand though? lol (not that I don't trust you!)
My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Orgasminator
My other nipple :twisted:
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Quote by Sixfootsix
What's in my left hand then?
My nipple....
Can I just check what's in the left hand though? lol (not that I don't trust you!)
My right hand and a hot mouth is all I have, I promise
Come find out :twisted:
Right sod the party, I need a shag who's up for it, any takers eh eh eh??
Technically you're after a giver aren't you? lol
I'm too scared, you might have impliments to aid with giving!
Orgasminator
Yours I hope lol
Quote by Sixfootsix
Who's feckin' nipple have I got in my other hand then??? Hands up! lol
My other nipple :twisted:
