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Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
If you swap feta for cheddar then ya on!!
Quote by R6_biker
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

OK, well I'll bake you a feta cheese and mushroom quiche and screen your men while you eat it - deal or no deal?
wink
anais
Sex God
Quote by R6_biker
Do the one haven't you tried before? lol

Now I'm nervous confused
wink
which one was it though? :lol2:
Well let's just day that Delia taught me everything I know, in dark car parks with a potato peeler late at night :wink:
she's a dark horse that Delia :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Miss_B_Having
If you swap feta for cheddar then ya on!!

Done! :thumbup:
Quote by anais
she's a dark horse that Delia lol

She's hung like one too.... oh, wait, that was her friend David wink
Jiggle
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

lol.. :-)... me and lorraine will be right over then!
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Kinky!!
Oh shit did ya mean the quiche? lol
Quote by Jiggle
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

lol.. :-)... me and lorraine will be right over then!
Jiggle
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Kinky!!
Oh shit did ya mean the quiche? lol
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

lol.. :-)... me and lorraine will be right over then!
we can be kinky ith a quiche if ya want to ;-) but thinking chocolate and marshmellows is more fun ;-)
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it wink
Quote by Jiggle
Kinky!!
Oh shit did ya mean the quiche? lol
With food my dear boy, with food!
I am very fussy with my men, well actually, I'm kinda not redface

lol.. :-)... me and lorraine will be right over then!
we can be kinky ith a quiche if ya want to ;-) but thinking chocolate and marshmellows is more fun ;-)
Unknown User
anyone know when it will be up and running again?
Unknown User
ok, silly question....
Whats quiche lorraine? redface
I know what a quiche is but what flavor is lorraine?
Jiggle
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it wink

oh well i'll make sure i take my time.. making sure i dont leave any areas untouched ;-) and i;m sure there will be areas which need more attenion than others so i'll "eat" away lol.
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Well I thought that it was just a plain quiche with a slice of tomato on top...
Quote by Oilysocket
ok, silly question....
Whats quiche lorraine? redface
I know what a quiche is but what flavor is lorraine?
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Ooooeeerrrrr Mr, right you were free when?
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Jiggle
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it wink

oh well i'll make sure i take my time.. making sure i dont leave any areas untouched ;-) and i;m sure there will be areas which need more attenion than others so i'll "eat" away lol.
Jiggle
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Ooooeeerrrrr Mr, right you were free when?
lol :lol: :lol:
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it wink

oh well i'll make sure i take my time.. making sure i dont leave any areas untouched ;-) and i;m sure there will be areas which need more attenion than others so i'll "eat" away lol.
i'm on my way! lol.. i'm always free me! lol.. dont cost a bean!
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Fancy pulling a sickie tomorrow then cos if ya on your way there is no way I'm letting you sleep tonight wink
Quote by Jiggle
Ooooeeerrrrr Mr, right you were free when?
lol :lol: :lol:
Well as I don't eat either feel free to cover my body with them and eat and eat and eat as long as you also eat....oh I'm not gonna say it :wink:

oh well i'll make sure i take my time.. making sure i dont leave any areas untouched ;-) and i;m sure there will be areas which need more attenion than others so i'll "eat" away lol.
i'm on my way! lol.. i'm always free me! lol.. dont cost a bean!
Jiggle
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Fancy pulling a sickie tomorrow then cos if ya on your way there is no way I'm letting you sleep tonight wink

oh.. would i have the energy to phone in work to say i'm ill! lol.. would ring the boss. and be breathing heavly down the phone due to the exhustion.. and he may thing i'm having an ashma attack! lol lol.
:-)
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Even better, no need to fake illness then, just be short of breath lol
Quote by Jiggle
Fancy pulling a sickie tomorrow then cos if ya on your way there is no way I'm letting you sleep tonight wink

oh.. would i have the energy to phone in work to say i'm ill! lol.. would ring the boss. and be breathing heavly down the phone due to the exhustion.. and he may thing i'm having an ashma attack! lol lol.
:-)
Unknown User
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
Quote by Sixfootsix
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol
Jiggle
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

lol.. always best to think of your own needs first! lol.
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Ohhhh no, I'm not like that really, prefer to please before I'm pleased biggrin
Quote by Jiggle
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

lol.. always best to think of your own needs first! lol.
Jiggle
Orgasminator
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Ohhhh no, I'm not like that really, prefer to please before I'm pleased biggrin
.
to be fair.. i am exactly the same... i'm deffo more of a giver than a receiver... if i'm being "spoilt".. i must be the worst blow job receiver ever... fell like i should been doing something in return! lol
Unknown User
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

I'm guessing you're not thinking Trivial Pursuit, or are you?! lol
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Sit back and enjoy lol
Quote by Jiggle
Ohhhh no, I'm not like that really, prefer to please before I'm pleased biggrin
.
to be fair.. i am exactly the same... i'm deffo more of a giver than a receiver... if i'm being "spoilt".. i must be the worst blow job receiver ever... fell like i should been doing something in return! lol
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Tiddlywinks wink
Quote by Sixfootsix
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

I'm guessing you're not thinking Trivial Pursuit, or are you?! lol
Unknown User
Have you been reading my mind? lol
Scarily enough, that was the first thing I wrote before changing it! lol I'm not joking either!
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Tiddlywinks wink
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

I'm guessing you're not thinking Trivial Pursuit, or are you?! lol
Miss_B_Having
Orgasminator
Well dirty minds think alike, or should that be great minds??
Ah sod it prefer my version :twisted:
Quote by Sixfootsix
Have you been reading my mind? lol
Scarily enough, that was the first thing I wrote before changing it! lol I'm not joking either!
Tiddlywinks wink
Ohhhhh the things I could do to entertain you, well actually not sure if you'd be entertained but I'd certainly have a smile on my face!!
:twisted:
I'm here!!!
Entertain me please! lol

I'm guessing you're not thinking Trivial Pursuit, or are you?! lol
Unknown User
I think I've killed the refugee camp chat! lol
Next subject: Wobbly bits. (jelly, tut tut with your filthy minds!)
cherube
Sexlightened
oh tiddlywinks can i join in biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Miss_B_Having
Lime jelly mmmmmmmmmmm

Cream or Ice cream?
Cream for me.