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examples of miscommunication

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OK am I allowed to start a thread with examples of the type of chat exchange that makes me go "What?" Are these people running a script?
Like earlier today, I had this brief encounter:
random guy: pic swap?
pebble (is here): I've got "pic swap" written all over me, don't I
random guy:
random guy has left the room or gone offline
random member: Hi Toots, Whats up
Toots: The sky?
random member: Would you like to suck my cock?
quickly looks at his profile
Toots: Have you one worth sucking?
random member: Look at my profile photos
Toots: Ok, let me put on my varifocals
an amount of time passes by
random member: did you look?
Toots: Yes of course, Would you prefer the bj with my teeth in or out?
random member has left the room or gone offline
No stamina!
Quote by Toots
random member: Hi Toots, Whats up
Toots: The sky?
random member: Would you like to suck my cock?
quickly looks at his profile
Toots: Have you one worth sucking?
random member: Look at my profile photos
Toots: Ok, let me put on my varifocals
an amount of time passes by
random member: did you look?
Toots: Yes of course, Would you prefer the bj with my teeth in or out?
random member has left the room or gone offline
No stamina!

You have the same evil sense of humour as me lol
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Toots: Ok, let me put on my varifocals

lol
stranger: nice dress miss
stranger: are you wearing stockings
pebble (is here): I'm wearing my husband's socks
stranger: when did you last go out in stockings
stranger has left the room or gone offline
stranger has joined the room (...which shows how bad I am at closing old whisper tabs.)
So do you wear stockings? confused