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Sex God

0 likes 1 Jul 2008

I use the chatroom on the odd occasion and i'm always amazed at what people call breasts. The worst name I think I've heard recently is milkers :shock: the funniest I think is a set of 'top bollox' biggrin

What do you call them? Or what have you heard them called?

Unknown User

0 likes 1 Jul 2008

I'm not keen on "tits" , but it's better than <<<shudders>>> titties.. yuk!
I have boobs. cool

Dawnie

Sex God

0 likes 1 Jul 2008

The word tits doesn't worry me but one that makes me smile is jumper lumps :lol2:

Unknown User

0 likes 1 Jul 2008

JUGS
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Unknown User

0 likes 1 Jul 2008

dolly knockers!!!! lol

swcpl2005

Sexpert

0 likes 2 Jul 2008

Mrs SW was the intended recipient of the "milkers" description and we weren't that impressed either.
One of the worst intro's in chat has to be "nice tits luv" grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... mad

Lost

Sex God

0 likes 2 Jul 2008

Quote by Cherrytree
I'm not keen on "tits" , but it's better than <<<shudders>>> titties.. yuk!
I have boobs.

Almost word for word what Mrs Lost - titties sounds remedial to me. I use the words boobs. :thumbup:

Lost

Sex God

0 likes 2 Jul 2008

Quote by swcpl2005
Mrs SW was the intended recipient of the "milkers" description and we weren't that impressed either.
One of the worst intro's in chat has to be "nice tits luv" grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........

Though granted Mrs SW does have fine chest blessings (is that a new one?) The milkers statement loon

doesn't work for me. As for the"Nice tits luv"
I find what is fractionally more irritating is
"Do you mind me asking what size your breasts are"
confused

Fiona_uk

Sex God

0 likes 2 Jul 2008

The one that made me chuckle the most was "jaspers"
xxxxxxx

Tan____Kinky

Sex God

0 likes 2 Jul 2008

Puppies?

Dawnie

Sex God

0 likes 2 Jul 2008

Hooters :lol2:

cointreau4u

Warming the Bed

0 likes 3 Jul 2008

NELLIES !!
lol

Misskitty_2008

Sex God

0 likes 3 Jul 2008

Wobbly wongers....
rolleyes

Dawnie

Sex God

0 likes 3 Jul 2008

Sarge :smug:
He is a right tit

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Sgt_Bilko

Sex God

0 likes 3 Jul 2008

Saw that!!!! innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
wink

Ian

Sex God

0 likes 3 Jul 2008

mahooba doobers
melons
headlights
love pillows
i could go on..... but i'm now distracted redface

Unknown User

0 likes 4 Jul 2008

The Twins:love:

bicurmale_uk

Forum Virgin

0 likes 5 Jul 2008

bazooka's

Andy66

Forum Virgin

0 likes 5 Jul 2008

NORKS !

Unknown User

0 likes 5 Jul 2008

Boooooooooooooooooooooooobies x

kittysin

Master of Sex

0 likes 6 Jul 2008

Harry's choice.....funbags.
rolleyes

Kitty's choice.....breasticles.

Unknown User

0 likes 7 Jul 2008

Airbags???
:inlove: We love em!!

Unknown User

0 likes 8 Jul 2008

Our middle daughter has christened mine "teletubby hills " dunno

strange child that she is!!!

scubatony2002

Warming the Bed

0 likes 8 Jul 2008

There are so many names but the ones i use more are
Puppies
Phil & Grant Mitchell
Lefty and Righty
Bazonkas
Did you know the Norweigens had 7 words for snow - we definately beat that with words for Mamory Glands!!!

Unknown User

0 likes 8 Jul 2008

well..i do like to cal them Baps...or breasticles..
but in chat..do tend to be slightly shy..(i am the shy sort me)..and end up saying...fine pair of chests you have!!!

Unknown User

0 likes 8 Jul 2008

A tit-rhyme
Chest-icles, Breast-icles,
I love 'em all,
And if they're called air-bags,
they'll break my fall.
Big ones,and little ones,
Huge nips and small.
I'm not that fussy,
'Cos 'I LOVE 'EM ALL'!!!!!