So off down the lane we go only to find the road ahead blocked by two cars, whoops looks like an accident, then we catch the familiar glow of the yellow fluoresent coat S**t it's the cops, cue reverse gear and back up the lane and return to the top car park.
It's quite late and there is only one single guy parked on there it's still raining so we wait to see what will happen with either the guy or the Police.
By now La fems curiousity is begining to get the better of her "lets go back and see whats going on" she says. After a brief discussion which I lost off we go back down the bottom car park. On the way out a Police landrover draws to a halt at the side of us and like a pair of cheeky sods off we drive
Down the lane there is no sign of anything except dead leaves so on to the car park drives I only to be cut off by another patrol car with two bobbies in.
Down go the windows and cue conversation, "Good evening sir (evening it was the early hours lol) Can I ask what you are doing on here sir?" "Trying to turn round but you are in the way officer". "No I meant why are you here, we have reports of suspicious goings on". "Well we was just out for a ride, came down this lane, saw that gate on the road there and thought it was private property so we came on here to turn round".
By now the nearest and dearest was itching to say something "We are looking for the S********y **** pub" she anounces rather grandly to the bemused copper.
"Well you won't find it down here you have to go the other way round besides it's closed now" he replied "oh so they don't open late then" says she. Gawd thinks I this guy is begining to get a little wound up now. With a brilliant bit of timing who rolls onto the car park but our Knight in shining armour (well sheet metal any way) the single dogger from the top car park suddenly gaining more police interest than us. "I hope you two are leaving now" "Yes officer just as soon as you shift your car then I can turn round" One filty look later up goes his window and he's off to grill our rescuer. Thanks mate we owe you one.
Moral after the pubs shut on bad nights the law gets bored so watch out!! :D
2 consenting adults in a car park miles from anywhere with no one to offend only the odd squirrel or fox .
burgulars,dirtbags,scumbags,deadbeats,and the scores of other low life that cause misery and upset on our streets all stay home till its nice weather again :cry: so that mean the police god bless em :twisted: rather than sit in the station playing cards and supping tea generally wasting public funds feel their time would be better spent harassing and intimidating those of us who chose to have a little outdoor fun :wink: after all we are the bad elements of society who need to be stop NOW from our activities so just take it easy when criticising our boys in blue they are doing a really important job god bless plod :wink: yeah right :!: