right gang..mrs d is out for the night, so i can talk to you without all the usual bollocks..lets face it lads, birds are ok for a quick shag and a gobble, but i've yet to meet one that can give a decent wank, am i right?..its either a fuckin death strangle or too soft..i made the mistake of telling a bird to pretend she was shaking a ketchup bottle, the twat started slapping the end of my knob with the flat of her hand!!...then in the cafe recently there was all this technique stuff about blow jobs, fucking laugh or what? if it aint deep enough, pull her ears whilst shouting "inhale you twat"...if you want frantic shagging, then whilst on top, tell her she doesn't fuck as well as her sister, then see how long you can stay on!..thats called the rodeo position by the way..anyway, lets get to the point before she gets home...most of us are up for a shag right, maybe a gobble?,.but obviously there are going to be those among us that would prefer a good ole monkey spanking, or just a butchers through the window?..i'm just looking for some statistics to work on, so lets keep it real..don't worry, if you want to give a bird a drilling, fair game to you boys..i'll poll this, just to get a picture, so dont worry if you dont want to explain your position..it would just be interesting to see how you feel...we'll have all the boys contributing this time please
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