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After hundreds of visits to car parks.....
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Sex God
Ive told you a million times Art dont exagerate !
Quote by King Arthur
and replying to hundreds of adverts on Swinging Heaven (and posting my own) I have met 1 TV in Manchester and had failed journeys to Hull, Liverpool and Leeds to meet 'no show' couples - is it just me ? - or do others have the same experience ?
If you're arranging meets, have you called the couples to make sure they were en route when they should have been i.e. could you hear the sound of a car on the move?
Just a thought
Sex God
Quote by King Arthurtheres a lot of peeps here who go out on (k)nights
Yes - I have taken the precaution of speaking with the female as well - people seem to lose their nerve - I think there are perhaps only 6 real swingers in the whole country who do it outside !
sorry had to get that 1 in king a 
Sex God
Quote by master55
Perhaps people have been put off with all those brass monkeys out there at the moment :!:
I rather suspect it's got more to do with his attitude than the weather. See his posts below
Quote by King Arthur
Sorry - but the whole sex scene in this country is a bloody joke especially so called dogging - you spend half your life searching for that elusive encounter and nearly always come across fat, smelly, gay old men - never again - goodbye
Quote by King Arthur
Not pushy at all - very polite
You are all saddo's
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
hey king a ,works both ways we had a meet set up for tonght and lol he has pulled out so like we say his loss if ya saw our add ,any way cant wait till friay now 
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
Perhaps people have been put off with all those brass monkeys out there at the moment :!:
I rather suspect it's got more to do with his attitude than the weather. See his posts below
Quote by King Arthur
Sorry - but the whole sex scene in this country is a bloody joke especially so called dogging - you spend half your life searching for that elusive encounter and nearly always come across fat, smelly, gay old men - never again - goodbye
Quote by King Arthur
Not pushy at all - very polite
You are all saddo's
Tracy-Jayne
I didn't know a person could be that bitter... after all he'd been here 6 months and had posted 7 times... i didn't know a person could have that much negative engery surround them.....
well if you do decide to come back after your flouce, you may as well stay away..........you burnt every single bridge left...
May I direct you this thread just for your delight It's the answer to all your problems - and from a regular too!
:lol:
:lol: we have had a suprise meet once we were parked up at a NEast beach area eating pizza minding our own business with our interior light on so seeing outside was difficult with night blindness, then when we turned thew light out ready to start the car rach was like OMG dont look right!!!
So obviously i did, to see this guy cock out at my eye level wanking furiously! i nearly choked n my pepporoni stuffed crust, so just goes to show you dont always have to arrange things to get a bit of action.
We do always wonder though wether he was wanking over us or our delicious cheesy pizza, still we threw him the box with the crusts in to give him something to remember us by!!
So obviously i did, to see this guy cock out at my eye level wanking furiously! i nearly choked n my pepporoni stuffed crust, so just goes to show you dont always have to arrange things to get a bit of action.
We do always wonder though wether he was wanking over us or our delicious cheesy pizza, still we threw him the box with the crusts in to give him something to remember us by!!
Sex God
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we have had a suprise meet once we were parked up at a NEast beach area eating pizza minding our own business with our interior light on so seeing outside was difficult with night blindness, then when we turned thew light out ready to start the car rach was like OMG dont look right!!!
So obviously i did, to see this guy cock out at my eye level wanking furiously! i nearly choked n my pepporoni stuffed crust, so just goes to show you dont always have to arrange things to get a bit of action.
We do always wonder though wether he was wanking over us or our delicious cheesy pizza, still we threw him the box with the crusts in to give him something to remember us by!!
Sexlightened
TuT TuT, Litter bugs!!!
Guess you must be the guy who drives on and off all the car parks then Arthur, if you been on so many in such a short time............. or even desperate????????????
Any way bit below your standing as a monach this so called dogging thing isnt it?
Or will Guinivere not cum out to play? Never seen a coach n horse's out yet, How do the royal footmen keep happy? or are they mere peasants and not worth a carrot.
All these questions..... What is the meaning of life? do I pull up and pull off? Why are there no couples at my demand?
Oh by the way the fat smelly puff is on a diet (new years resolution) and got some deoudurant for Christmas so I heard :D :D
Guess you must be the guy who drives on and off all the car parks then Arthur, if you been on so many in such a short time............. or even desperate????????????
Any way bit below your standing as a monach this so called dogging thing isnt it?
Or will Guinivere not cum out to play? Never seen a coach n horse's out yet, How do the royal footmen keep happy? or are they mere peasants and not worth a carrot.
All these questions..... What is the meaning of life? do I pull up and pull off? Why are there no couples at my demand?
Oh by the way the fat smelly puff is on a diet (new years resolution) and got some deoudurant for Christmas so I heard :D :D
Yeah......................
i know just what he feels like.
After hundreds of visits to carparks , I've only seen men and women shagging.
It's got so bad that I'm getting very chosey..........can't be bothered with the red-head and her guy in the blue clio anymore..seen it all, if I have to stare between her legs again...I dunno....after 20-30+ sessions I guess I've got to move onto pastures new.
The white merc couple were ok, but the routine got stereotypical.
The white nissan van was quite cute, but they moved away.
The blue escort was seriously neat...lovely little tits and got into the game with energy..
The blue volvo was different, the guy was wearing the suzzies and stockings as well...
Had to pass on the red fiat, didn't want the guy to blow me before he'd shag the woman...
Yeah, life gets so bloody boring nowadays....and then there's the several hundred hours spent listening to radio and drinking coke....
And then there are the guys like KA....always trying to empty the layby by driving about like plonkers....
Wouldn't miss it for the world !
i know just what he feels like.
After hundreds of visits to carparks , I've only seen men and women shagging.
It's got so bad that I'm getting very chosey..........can't be bothered with the red-head and her guy in the blue clio anymore..seen it all, if I have to stare between her legs again...I dunno....after 20-30+ sessions I guess I've got to move onto pastures new.
The white merc couple were ok, but the routine got stereotypical.
The white nissan van was quite cute, but they moved away.
The blue escort was seriously neat...lovely little tits and got into the game with energy..
The blue volvo was different, the guy was wearing the suzzies and stockings as well...
Had to pass on the red fiat, didn't want the guy to blow me before he'd shag the woman...
Yeah, life gets so bloody boring nowadays....and then there's the several hundred hours spent listening to radio and drinking coke....
And then there are the guys like KA....always trying to empty the layby by driving about like plonkers....
Wouldn't miss it for the world !
Warming the Bed
Quote by King Arthur
and replying to hundreds of adverts on Swinging Heaven (and posting my own) I have met 1 TV in Manchester and had failed journeys to Hull, Liverpool and Leeds to meet 'no show' couples - is it just me ? - or do others have the same experience ?
Shouldn't you be looking for "Camelot" instead of "cum-a-lot"?
James
