Whilst parked up in the north recently, a couple pulled in and sent a couple of signals. I thought i would leave it a few mins for them to relax etc when another pulled in lights ablaze, a bloke got out of his car and said "don't spoil this couple for me or I will put a golf club through your f****** windscreen!". Having been dogging for some years, and being a big bloke, it didn't bother me, but why do people feel the need to do this. If somone is enjoying themselves, i for one will not go over unless invited, it's all part of the etiquette.
If this guys' fun had been spoiled before, i can understand him getting hacked off, and a polite word will suffice, but he might say the wrong thing to the wrong person one day, the boys in blue get involved then we're all buggered( no pun intended)
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Sex God
Sounds like a tosser to me, seems like he needs to be taught some manners 
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:? :? I sympathise with the golf enthusiast.
He's probably been in the layby/car-park for years, only to see it get totally fucked by the influx of assholes.
Been there, got done by that, got the T shirt, collected the beer mugs.
As for the boyos-in-blue....why should they give a shit ?
The guy obviously know you weren't old bill, maybe you aren't filling the picture in for us ?
Been in-and-out a few times ?
Quick front-2-front to check the car out ?
Very easy to get stressed out these days...I had a quiet word with a gay guy in a layby on saturday night....one couple, two doggs and no gays but he kept driving in-and-out....so I told him "no gay guys here t'night mate, give us some space" so he said us lot were ruining the place...s'ok....everyone has their own viewpoint...I moved from "my" layby to another place several miles away, not as much action but also no drivebyes....in any case, the layby is due to be closed this year.....too many local complaints now....too many doggers wanking outside cars in daylight, and too many gay guys sucking in cars in daylight....leading to too many coppers in the layby at all times of the day and night. Being just a bit clever helps a lot, unfortunately a commodity in short supply.
He's probably been in the layby/car-park for years, only to see it get totally fucked by the influx of assholes.
Been there, got done by that, got the T shirt, collected the beer mugs.
As for the boyos-in-blue....why should they give a shit ?
The guy obviously know you weren't old bill, maybe you aren't filling the picture in for us ?
Been in-and-out a few times ?
Quick front-2-front to check the car out ?
Very easy to get stressed out these days...I had a quiet word with a gay guy in a layby on saturday night....one couple, two doggs and no gays but he kept driving in-and-out....so I told him "no gay guys here t'night mate, give us some space" so he said us lot were ruining the place...s'ok....everyone has their own viewpoint...I moved from "my" layby to another place several miles away, not as much action but also no drivebyes....in any case, the layby is due to be closed this year.....too many local complaints now....too many doggers wanking outside cars in daylight, and too many gay guys sucking in cars in daylight....leading to too many coppers in the layby at all times of the day and night. Being just a bit clever helps a lot, unfortunately a commodity in short supply.
Casanova
I had a local "Farmer Palmer" type in a Toyota Pickup threaten to use his shotgun on me in that carpark well known for Labour MP's and Badgers., just because I was a stranger in town.
A certain site in Notts had a reputation a whiile ago for someone who tried to impress people of how "hard" he was by telling them that he was an "ex Para" and backed it up by carrying an air rifle.
There's tossers everywhere.
A certain site in Notts had a reputation a whiile ago for someone who tried to impress people of how "hard" he was by telling them that he was an "ex Para" and backed it up by carrying an air rifle.
There's tossers everywhere.
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Hey partyman, didn't you know the infantry carry the M16's, paras air rifles and the real hardmen the SAS they carry catapults. This fool thought he would convince you he was para with his air rifle:lol: :lol:. Seriously though in the hands of the wrong person this could have been lethal.
hell my cock in the wrong hands could be lethal, well to me anyway
serious now tho, I agree, even an air rifle can kill, i have heard a story from some years back at QMC in Notts about a local lad who almost died after being hit by a plastic BB pellet, and as an ex serviceman I treat any and all projectile weapons with respect
If you read the post, you'll note that no couple or female was being intimidated.
I long ago lost count of the amount of nights ruined by wasters doing the "fuck-you-off-foxtrot".....as in seeing a couple on the job with another guy watching and then just sitting there with the heads shining on the scene, until everyone just gets fed-up and leaves....and then he starts following the couple out..or parking between the cars....in several cases parking with his car at 90 degrees to the others...just to get in the gap.
I've even "lost" a windscreen to a similar type a few years ago...
Personally, being threatened with a possible golf club sounds fairly mild....in some london sites you run a serious risk of driving in, in a car, and being driven out in an ambulance. And that's just with the amount of activity NOT threats !
I long ago lost count of the amount of nights ruined by wasters doing the "fuck-you-off-foxtrot".....as in seeing a couple on the job with another guy watching and then just sitting there with the heads shining on the scene, until everyone just gets fed-up and leaves....and then he starts following the couple out..or parking between the cars....in several cases parking with his car at 90 degrees to the others...just to get in the gap.
I've even "lost" a windscreen to a similar type a few years ago...
Personally, being threatened with a possible golf club sounds fairly mild....in some london sites you run a serious risk of driving in, in a car, and being driven out in an ambulance. And that's just with the amount of activity NOT threats !
Sex God
Id have left the fucker bleeding with 215x50x16 tyre tracks all over him . I hate golfers.
Casanova
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yeah, crap game. All the clubs are the wrong hand. No wonder golfers get deranged.
Strange folk, golfers...
My mate is one...every Friday night he goes to the driving range, meets some friends, has a drink and a chat...does his bit of swinging exercise...then it's back to the bar for a bit more socialising...then it's home to the wife.
Every Friday, I go to Club Xtasia, meet some friends, have a drink and a chat...do my "swinging exercises"...then it's back to the bar for a bit more socialising...then it's home for me too (sometimes not even my own home).
Yet he's sure he has more fun than me. Oh how little he knows
I can see your point Jomu, but you have the full story. I've been dogging for enough years to respect other people. It's a free world and people are free to do what they want. Had i been driving around with lights on, up close and personal, he'd have had a valid point but i always go to sides when i pull in a place and always park a distance away from any other car soI have to say in this case I can't see what i did wrong. The other individual then proceeded to get blown out anyway as the Nova fraternity roared in..... Ah well page 3,274 in the book of experience.
Casanova
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Hey partyman, didn't you know the infantry carry the M16's, paras air rifles and the real hardmen the SAS they carry catapults.
You've been listening to this guy too much...
:lol: :lol: 