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All we wanted was some doggin - Wanna laugh, read this!

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Hi Just thought Id share some recent experiences with people here.. it'll probably bring a smile to your faces, but for us it was frustration and fear!!! But laughable now!
We're a couple who wanted to try doggin, Im the pervy one, she's the horny one! Our 1st outing at a regular site turned out fantastic, 8 fellas gathered round the car with us both naked inside putting on a show we hoped they liked. There was no trouble, the guys even thanked us and waved as we left.. We thought we'd discovered a community of guys who always know the limits etc..
Our next outing somewhere different in a secluded car park was going well. We were at it again, when car lights shone thru the windows, great, another dogger who wants to watch, with that we went at it like hammer and tong! Even better the guys coming over for a closer look, and he has a torch to get a better view... then a tap on the window and there standing in a luminous green jacket was our freindly plod! We had to get dressed, we were cautioned. Who needs brewers droop when the sight of the old bill does a great job!!
Is it us, r we unlucky, but we have been caught a further 2 times once by copper, and once by a security van.. all we want is some fun!!! I can tell you now we are forever on edge now, cause we dont get fellow doggers comin to our car but the bloody police!!!
You won't believe what the sight of those green flurecent jackets can have on the mood and atmosphere!!!!!!
We starting to think about giving up on this dogging lark now.. Final straw friday nite just gone. Gone to a remote place, while we're getting down to business, my girlfriend was slightly drunk and up for someone actually playing with her... Can you bloody believe it, there's never a dogger around when you need one..guys where r u, i thought u cruised around!!!! Anyway... what happens... like a shot, this white escort van pulls up right beside us, so in ya face, then backs up, puts full beam on and to top it, starts to shine a touch thru their windscreen... from previous experience, that mean't "we're gonna nick ya", you've never seen 2 naked people get dressed so f**kin quick and wheelspin away! And I say it again, all we wanted was for someone to join in.
If you guys r gonna dog, pls b a little more subtle and approach vehicles gently, for my poor hearts sake, i was up 50 beats a min!!!!!
So as u can see, my girl wants fun, i wanna watch fun... but so far no luck.
hope u people out there have better success than us.. We'll give it one more try, then give up if no joy!
thats it...
u dont seem to be having to much luck!!! but u hav a pm.
Oh dear lol
Keep at it, at least you're still laughing - I'm sending you a PM about something!
Hey it works both ways spent many nights lately freezing and lonely in various different spots with not so much as a car pulling in. Stick at it and it will happen. Roll on the spring!!!
Dave x
Stick with it guys, as when it does go right, you will have a fantastic time. We have had a couple of close encounters with the police and now we always ensure that as soon as we see any headlights, one of use sticks our head up and checks it out lol I am suprised the guys didnt have the decency to let you know that the police were approaching but maybe there were that quick to get away they didnt have the chance!
Dont think you are the only ones it happens to, but good luck for the future and really hope it works out for you wink :wink: