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It has been pointed out to me (by a concerned senior member of the forum who shall remain nameless)that most of my posts of late have been- and I quote -"digs and snipes" .
It is fair comment I suppose , and I am really sorry if that has put peoples backs up . I know I usually am quite happy to be critical but I always try to do so fairly and with a motive , I must admit I have posted a few just cos I was in a shit mood . So if I slated you recently please disregard it and forgive me if you can , even the most mellow of individuals can have an off week .
Make no mistake that doesnt mean that next time I have a dig I dont mean it , but I will make sure its for a positive reason rather than just whinging away like the miserable bunch off assholes I have so often moaned about in the past .
So print this one out and frame it , its a genuine gilt edged Big G apology - heres to the doggers who dog and the show offs who show and all the fun thats to be had this summer.
Peace
G
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I thought your comments were quite funny, and in most cases quite reasonable biggrin
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Thanks ratty . I wasnt fishing for compliments ( my ego doesnt require them rofl) but its nice that you thinks so mate Cheers
By the way ( Nice ass Kiz xx :-) )
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NICE TRY!
Apologies are never accepted in this forum, regardless of how nice the prose is, or how valid the type of excuse, or what mood you were in over the recent period.
The price for redemption is always a forfeit!!
I think the masses should decide over time what that should be wink
wow, i am in a shit mood and loving every second
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well obviously i wasnt apologising to YOU Mat rofl
Id never do that :-)
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I am so pleased that someone else noticed your "sneering much better than you plebs" attitude. It was becoming a tad boring.
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I still have plenty of sneer available Joe , just saving it (as I always have done in the past) for those who invite such comment .
I myself am proud to be a pleb , from a long line of plebs , and would never take the description as an insult - we plebs have always run the world and are taking back our desription with pride .
Thanks for your comments , I am always glad to exchange pleasantries from such a long standing.....oh no .......erm high contributing.......no wait . Such a 'nice member of the forum and will try and benefit from your wisdom. Although both you and you "missus?" whatever she looks like would have to accept that there is more than a little ironic enjoyment for me reading your post above and then be accused of a sneering attitude.
Thanks for the magnanimous acceptance rofl
Peace
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,,,,,,,,,,,.and remember fellow forum members ..if he posts like a single dogger , it smells like a single dogger , and its posts started off single and then started mentioning a wife ..........its a single dogger.
Your Condescendingly
G xx
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Not usually in this section- & therefore have no idea of the post tone you've been taking (and really cannot be arsed to look.) But I did want to say :thumbup: & credit where its due for a frank, if unconventionallol apology!
And I know you weren't fishing - but tough! flipa
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Lots of talk about fishing here. Cant understand it myself. Hours of sitting about listening to radio four, sipping coffee from a flask just to draw a complete blank and go home pretending you enjoyed it. Seems a very very odd pastime!
Talking of odd pasttimes, so is apologising! It takes all sorts and thats what makes it fun. From the timid first timer pretending he is just out for a walk to the arrogant shits that think because they have been at this game for more than three days then they are top commitee men and own every shady spot in Dorset.
Apologising? Fishing? Not worth it.
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Ruth shagged the cowman , but it wasnt in a carpark :-(
Sex God
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keep outa the sun 'G' its going to your head wink
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Love the Av Mr J !! :-)
I meant Ruth Archer - she shagged the cowman on Radio Four , but they havent tackled Clary dogging with Eddie Grundy yet .
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One mention of radio four and more entries are added. See? I am not the only one. So quiet in the New Forest I actually look forward to the shipping forecast. I have become an expert on astronomy as well. Still, beats driving in, driving out, driving in, driving out, driving in.........................
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Must agree....I can find my way about in the northern hemisphere by the stars as well.
I prefer Saturday and Tuesday nights....westwood on one....then sit watching a dvd...when the law show up and ask you what you're doing....
"watching a film"
"can't you watch it at home"
"no"
"we've had reports of men coming here for sex with men"
"I'm alone, bit difficult. You and your mate might have a problem though"
"you trying to be funny"
"no, you've cornered the market in humour"
"we'll be back in an hour, if you're still here we'll have another chat"
"wake me up when you get back, I'm a bit tired"
No sense that's the trouble with todays police service.
Warming the Bed
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Or as I had once "This area is used by people for sexual activity" I answered "Brilliant - will hang about for that"
They were not impressed and checked everything they could on my car.
The lady one was cute as a button but did not look like playing tho
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Yeah....no social graces at all.
They rolled-up (last year) and checked a car out that had nobody inside.....then eventually got to me...
"do you know where the driver of that car is ?"
"in the wood"
"there are clothes on the seat"
"yep, he went jogging in the nude"
"with no clothes on ?"
"yeah....nude"
So, in they went and wandered about with bloody great torches....meanwhile, the guy (gay.....he'd been entertaining a trucker) had legged it once they'd gone into the wood.
Back they come...
"where did the car go ?"
"drove off 10 minutes ago"
"you could have told us"
"not me mate, too many nutters wandering about in woods now"
Exit.
Warming the Bed
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New Forest last year, sitting alone in a car park. Police drove in, got out his van, let his alsation out for a walk and crap, got back in and drove off. Police out dogging would have been a great headline.
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Here ya go s&BG

So you can dig and snipe better biggrin
Jon
Always willing to assist lol :lol:
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You mean we could dig and snipe better than we do !? I am offended :-)
Our best Plod comment was...
Plod- " Are you guys ok?"
Silk- "yes thankyou officer" (stunning smile)
Plod- " May we ask why you are parked up here at this time of night?"
Silk- "We're just chatting at the moment"
Plod- "Its such an isolated carpark , do you always drive so far off the road for a chat?"
Silk- " No but we take special care when we are going to have sex after our chat , so we dont offend anyone accindentally"
Plod- ...........full twenty seconds silence " Well if we have any complaints we will have to come back and talk to you"
Silk- "Thankyou officer"
Orgasminator
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Silk- " No but we take special care when we are going to have sex after our chat , so we dont offend anyone accindentally"

LMFAO biggrin lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: