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Oh dear fellow doggers
Went to a supposed sight and immediately spotted what appeared to be an interior light. Headed straight for it only to discover it was someone in a tent flashing a torch about. A short drive revealed more tents and lights and the odd campfire. I reckon it was all flippin fisherman (what they doing up at 11pm)
Decided to make the most of a bad night by having some fun. Pulled into a parking area just off main road, put interior light on and hopped out for a pee. Within seconds a car had pulled in and looked round (single male), another car blared its horn as it went past and yet another male pulled into have a look at me sitting in the car perusing the beer list for the forthcoming beer festival.
Oh well you win some you lose loads.
Here endeth the winge.
Regards
Harry Jones

well if thats your idea of fun harry, things must be bad mate..quite busy at the BIG site tonight, but bloody cold..perhaps we should have gone to the wigan munch after all lol
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I reckon it was all flippin fisherman (what they doing up at 11pm)
Harry Jones

Erm! Probably fishing Harry rolleyes
It's a bit like dogging . . . not something that's only done during daylight hours you know :P
Tracy-Jayne
Wow
You are right mate things were that bad tonight however next Saturday I am at wishmasters do and I am a sexy ass auction lot so should be good.
So fishing can be done at night and..Dogging happens in the daytime?!?!?!?
I can't find a huge amount in nightime surely daytime sites are full of people with kids and folks walking their dogs
I am still yet to encounter any daytime dogging.
How far are you from Eastleigh Tracy-Jayne? Perhaps I can come and buy you a pint when I am down there in August.
Regards
Harry Jones
PS can any fishermen tell me when they won't be fishing so I can try dogging at that site lol.
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How far are you from Eastleigh Tracy-Jayne? Perhaps I can come and buy you a pint when I am down there in August.
Regards
Harry Jones
PS can any fishermen tell me when they won't be fishing so I can try dogging at that site lol.

Erm Harry! I don't drink pints lol I drink white wine and with my little finger cocked at an angle 'cos I'm posh :P :lol:
btw you missed your chance. Jon didn't go fishing last night so you could have tried our local spot. Better luck next time eh wink
Tracy-Jayne
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So fishing can be done at night and..Dogging happens in the daytime?!.

you ain't really firing on all four cylinders today are you harry? lol :lol:
we are aware of the lake side site of which you speak, having been kindly shown around by our mate singledogger..it is a wonderfull spot with great potential and certainly somewhere that we will be visiting ourselves in due course..having said that, to respect the anglers tranquility, it would be more of a casual "pimping" opertunity, rather than the full, in yer face extreme anal penertration monkey spanking tailgate carnival..if the fishermen wish to get their tackle out, and stand rod in hand hoping to get a piece of the trout, thats their call wink
regarding daytime dogging, i understand your concearns, but i can tell you catagorically that it does happen..there are also the daytime regulars, as well as some couples that you may recognise from your nightime excursions..i've met with "the master" two sundays out of the last three..both were at venues not particulary known for dogging activity..our encounters were sociable, and for the purposes of mountain biking the forest trails...on both occassions we encountered dogging situations, that had they been at night, and at our regular hotspot, would have been seen as fantastic results..i'm carefull to use the term dogging, rather than pimping, because the couples in question were all too aware of our presence....maybe time to dust that bike of yours off harry :lol:
Hey TJ
You meet me socially and I'll buy you a bottle of white wine biggrin
Mr D
My bicycles never get a rest as I use my racer and granny shopper to get to work 365 days of the year, I cannot imagine that they would last around a forest trail however as the speed bumps where I leave nearly totally knacker it up.
I do have a mountain bike given me to a friend but as it takes 35 mins to drive to Thetford in the car at steady 60mph I would never arrive by pushbike and certainly not in any state where a womam would let me come near her.
If I get the mountain bike sorted and bring it over in the car (when I recover from my current dire financial situation), perhaps the three of us can go on a jaunty cycle ride.
In the meantime I will be only dogging at those sites I can reach by bicycle free of charge. (There is one that comes under this category to save my sanity).
Regards
Harry Jones
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Hey TJ
You meet me socially and I'll buy you a bottle of white wine biggrin
Harry Jones

:shock: First you offer me a pint, now it's a whole bottle of wine :shock:
Has word got out about my drinking habits? redface
There's lots of things I'll admit to in public, but drinking is not one of them :P :grin:
T-J
T-J
I was casting no aspurcions on your drinking ability. I was just making sure my offer was generous to be taken seriously. Anyway a cheap bottle from a supermarket will be cheaper than a glass in some poncy wine bar. I just have to remember to bring my bottle opener lol
By the way I am still unclear how far you are from Eastleigh. (I will need to start making my accomodation plans soon and need to build in whether or not to come and say hi.
Regards
Harry Jones
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T-J
Anyway a cheap bottle from a supermarket will be cheaper than a glass in some poncy wine bar. I just have to remember to bring my bottle opener lol
By the way I am still unclear how far you are from Eastleigh. (I will need to start making my accomodation plans soon and need to build in whether or not to come and say hi.
Regards
Harry Jones

A cheap bottle from a supermarket? confused So you *have* heard about about my drinking habits rolleyes wink
Eastleigh is about a 45 min drive from here I think, but of course it rather depends on your mode of transport.
If you're planning to pop over on your trusty push bike then of course it would take a while longer :giggle:
T-J
Oh and you don't need to worry about a bottle opener . . . I have several here already :lol:
If I play my cards right I might get to do my first spot of daytime dogging. biggrin
Take care all
Harry Jones
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If I play my cards right I might get to do my first spot of daytime dogging. biggrin
Take care all
Harry Jones

Not with me you won't mate :shock:
I never go dogging during daylight hours . . . don't think doggers could stand it. I look *much* better in the dark wink lol
T-J
Awwww T-J
You look fine to me, plenty good enough to show your face in daylight.
Twas a nice thought anyway. Goes back to the Good Beer Guide to find a pub with decent ale and a glass of white wine for a social drink. Better make sure it's a damn fine pub if I'm going to travel one and a half hours round trip for it :rude:
Regards
Harry Jones
Doesn't fishing have a season?
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Awwww T-J
Goes back to the Good Beer Guide to find a pub with decent ale and a glass of white wine for a social drink. Better make sure it's a damn fine pub if I'm going to travel one and a half hours round trip for it :rude:
Regards
Harry Jones

rolleyes Sod the pub Harry. The company will be all you need wink
T-J
Pokemon
You must be right it always used to be deserted down there. I'll have to check on the sign up next time I go.
T-J
Can't wait I'm sure you are great company. You deffo are on here. smile
I'll stop hassling you know lol and will recommence when I can afford to make accommodation plans.
Regards
Harry Jones
fishing season is only in force on rivers pokemon, lakes are open all year if the owner wishes. mr dirty soooooooooooo the local is starting to hit off abit now then? nice to see ur back harry matey. poke :thumbup:
Thanks single dogger
Looks Like I need to start studying the habits of my local fishermen, I have had a pm asking me where to go dogging biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
I hope it gets warmer by Wednesday, I just cycled home from station and its too cold to take my gloves off let alone drop my trousers!!!
ur welcome harry as im a fisherman i know the rules lol ....................if its a couple pming u harry dont be greedy ............tell them where it is mate rolleyes (who pmed u? lol)