are essex doggers afraid of the cold?

12 Dec 2003

Hiya..thanks for clicking biggrin

We are trying to find a understanding couple to help us get started in dogging! We've tried putting an ad in...only got 1 reply :cry: . we are family people so have limited kid free time...the time is saturday night 13/12..dont know any venues suitable...sue (the wife)and i (brian) would apreciate couples only for a first time..preferably similar to us..F 5'7 size16-18 46, M 5'11 17st...for watching/being watched...is this too much to ask?
I've read some comments in these columns about removing the sex from essex....perhaps they are right..OR, are they being sneeky to avoid the attentions of the boys in blue?. mad

..what do you think?..we still wanna go dogging this saturday-bugger the weather! wink

hope to hear from someone soon......................

13 Dec 2003

HiYa Newbies
Yes I agree, Essex people are afraid of the cold. sad

Weâ€™ve had the same problem as you. It was ok during the summer months, but things have dwindled off to nothing, now winter is here. :cry:
Weâ€™ve found Essex is very bad for dogging. banghead

The whole place is full of stuck up posers, and prick teasers who are out for a laugh. If youâ€™re lucky enough to find a advert for an Essex meeting, it will say no one over thirty, and photos please, because their only interested in having action with the beautiful people. mad

Another irritation is making arrangements with couples who donâ€™t turn up, or youâ€™ll turn up to find the place swamped with single blokes, whoâ€™ve pretended to be a couple, and there wonâ€™t be a girl in sight, except me, and weâ€™re not putting on a show for a lot of spotty faced kids. :x
We have found things are a lot better up north. biggrin

Weâ€™ve spent three weeks up there this summer and had a good time. :D :D We found there was no need to use the internet, we just went to the local dogging sites and found the action, and there was a good mix of male and female ranging in age from early twenties to mid fifties and older. Just look at the postings on this site, a good 70% of them come from the north. We also found some good action in Cornwall, but thatâ€™s another story. hump

You sound a little bit like us, late fortyâ€™s, and a little bit rounded around the edges! Perhaps we should meet up in the New Year. Canâ€™t do anything at the moment because weâ€™re going away for Christmas, and weâ€™ve a lot to do. :doh: Weâ€™ll PM you in the new year if that's okay. wink

(Lynn) Dirty Couple

13 Dec 2003

well i live in essex and i cant even find a dogging site, i have resorted to advertising for a lady to help me start one off! lol
i have to agree with you that there isnt any places that i have found with real doggers in there, just a couple of teenagers that obviously are randy.
i would not care what type of weather or conditions it was outside i would still go and watch/join in
could it be that we have to many police monitoring spot?
regards
torchy

14 Dec 2003

It's not just Essex doggers that are afraid of the cold wink

14 Dec 2003

Loads of locations for Essex in dogging locations....the same as the ones in the doggers guide (widely plagiarised)

14 Dec 2003

I know we are not supposed to advertise but some of the girls on this site are knitting Willy Warmers for doggers. It's part of the new WI @ Swinging heaven. rotflmao

It may help to keep you warm!!
Not sure how we could help with those that want to only be involved with beautiful people. Sounds to me that they are ugly on the inside.
Best of luck!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

14 Dec 2003

What sizes do they do?..wont need much wool for mine in the cold!! confused

14 Dec 2003

For the sex-starved doggers and swingers in Harlow...
If the mods allow it:

14 Dec 2003

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Not sure how we could help with those that want to only be involved with beautiful people. Sounds to me that they are ugly on the inside.

Knit them a heart hun! - On second thought don't bother! - maybe the cold will kill them and we can get back to less shallow waters! mad

:x :x
xxxxxxx

14 Dec 2003

if you
visit the site above, make sure you've got something like ad-aware running...
On second thoughts, you're better-off on here. the other site is just a front for another site.....much ads and registry mods floating about....and not much else

14 Dec 2003

Quote by Flintstones

Not sure how we could help with those that want to only be involved with beautiful people. Sounds to me that they are ugly on the inside.

Knit them a heart hun! - On second thought don't bother! - maybe the cold will kill them and we can get back to less shallow waters! mad

:x :x
xxxxxxx
Maybe we should kint balaclavas instead to hide those ugly faces???
Or we could resort to tearing the heart out of those ugly on the inside and doing a face transplant??? Talking about wearing your heart on your sleeve????

15 Dec 2003

how can you tell if someone is shallow or ugly from only the text that they put on this forum?
(yeah alright it's quite easy!)
but you know what i am trying to say dont you, dont judge unless you are prepared to be judged.
and thanks for the details jomu, but i quite like this site better than that one.
it seems to be cosier and a more homely feeling to it.
but thanks anyway.
regards
torchy

17 Dec 2003

I agree with Torchy this is a warm and FRIENDLY site 8) The sheep havent come off the Welsh mountains yet so until they do well carry on dogging evil

P.S. Merry Xmas to all fellow doggers