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i'm not answering posts today..i only went and found that poxy bastard helicopter game in the cafe..mind you 3250 points wink i'll come and talk to you all tomorrow :P
Quote by niceguysdoexist

strange thing was, like at our "mafia" controlled site, this venue's whole ambience was coloured by the actions of a very small minority, in the peterborough case, just one single fella..the news on the dogging grapevine however, is that the "attendant" has been spoken to, and serendipity has returned, so alls well that ends well lol

I understand the car park has reverted to a park and ride for xmas wink
Park and Ride no pun there :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dear Uncle Dirty,
Please can you help with a little problem we are having. We are looking at booking some weekends away for next year and are wondering where are the best places to visit? We dont want to be travelling too far as we will only be going Friday to Sunday.
Any help or advice you can give would be appreciated.
Confussedly Yours
Mrs NWC
xxxx
wink

I wholeheartedly second that. biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
Hi NWC,
I,me hoping Uncle Dirty seconds my answer,this part of the country is long overdue a visit from you both. :wink:
Well I've been away for awhile but occasionally return to have a browse at the forum and see what's going on........and all I can say is thank you Uncle Dirty for brightening up my bloody awful week with your stories on this thread.
I have not larfed so much for a very long while!
Thank goodness there are some out there that can see through all the crap and attitude displayed by so many and do not take themselves too seriously and are in it for FUN. I might even be tempted to venture out again having become rather disillusioned with it all some time ago!
I note its BBC Sportperson of the Year awards this week - can I suggest SH awards for:
Outstanding Services to Dogging: Mr + Mrs Dirty
Best Solo Performance: Harry Jones for Speedwhack #1

Sizz
Cheers Sizz
Well for my award I would just like to thank .........................etc
ahhh, sizzla, thanks for those nice remarks..the sentiments fair took the wind out of my sails wink
its also occured to me i'm in trouble, big time..its friday already and i've not replied to serendipity, oooh dear :doh: i've been slacking this week, sorry serendips, i'll make it up to you, how about a weekend in paris? or sorrento? a castle on a scottish loch? venice is nice this time of year...and harry hasn't got a passport cool
oh no, i didn't reply to naughty either :cry: oh hell, lets all go..you coming sizz? gang?
Shame on you Unc!! lol
It was so cold that I stayed in with a take away and a movie and did girly stuff. Went to my first xmas party of the season last night and now I am watching a roaring fire - a fuel depot a couple of miles away has exploded! :shock: