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boy racers wanted - tonight

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mattius
Sexpert
mass meet to be organised near you late tonight
five gorgeous stunning sex mad models and two guys want to meet boy racers as soon as poss
you must be dressed to impress in baseball caps and have at least five packed in the car, preferably be slightly over the limit drinkwise and have copious amounts of illegal drugs packed into the car. (we like to party)
we are shy and will hide in the bushes and want to see you do at least three wheel spins upon entering the car park so we know who you are
proof that you are genuine boy racers will be needed so ensure you send us a pic of your car including the reg plate and pref with you all standing by the car naked. those supplying their home addresses and the telphone number of the local police station will be given preference . we expect you to be prompt and turn up exactly on time.
this is our first time and we want to make it special
RedHot
Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Woohoo! Now we know all the boy racers have had an invite to visit your local area tonight, maybe we can pop out and have some fun while they are away wink :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
Serendipity
Sex God
lol :lol:
Should have added this to the dogging wishlist! I'd love to watch this too, particularly keen to see two parole officers putting on a show! wink
Srne
Sex God
Sheer class and utter genius lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
mattius we salute you cool
mattius
Sexpert
i can smell the pm's arriving later..wink
cant wait
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by mattius
i can smell the pm's arriving later..wink
cant wait

They will! After I posted that joke dummy spitting I've had several....ranging from quite sweet really through to downright stupid! lol
mattius
Sexpert
damn.
it was a no show. let down again
girls all waiting dressed up for nothing, bushes twitching (the branches, the branches)
and not a willing boy racer in sight...typical!!!
gingerminge38
Sexlightened
I'll bring the White Lightening Cider !! I'll open me tailgate so you can hear me subby booming some mp3's I stole from Kazaa... I won't bring rubbers cos I always blow them up for a laugh outside the Burger van we can't afford to eat at. Ps I'm low on petrol cos we like to sniff it so please bring a can or I'll be late home and my mum will have to get out off bed and leave a "john" alone in the caravan bedroom and he might find the Skunk hidden under the inflatable mattress..
Serendipity
Sex God
Quote by mattius
damn.
it was a no show. let down again
girls all waiting dressed up for nothing, bushes twitching (the branches, the branches)
and not a willing boy racer in sight...typical!!!

What did you expect? fancy going out on the same night Halfords is open late :twisted:
Srne
Sex God
We did try and get there honest mattius lol , although my sooped up nova 1.2 ltr with a massive spoiler and no back seats because of the speakers iv got in, had trouble getting over the speed bump at the end of our street. its so low now that i can only get up and down the 70m stretch of my own street since they added the traffic calming measures, shame i missed it but doing wheel spins up and down shredding the rubber off my tyres all night kept me and my mate entertained for hours rolleyes :roll: :roll: