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Cannock Chase - Deer, Deer and more Deer

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I was absolutely gutted at the performance of the England team tonight so I decided things can't get much worse and took a drive to the chase!
Bad Idea,
I arrived there around 1am and left around 3am. I made a point of counting every single car.............ZERO well, that is not completely true, I did see a Police Vehicle when leaving the chase.
I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER banghead I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me lol
I have been much later than that plenty of times and there are always a large number of cars driving around and parked.
The question is, WHERE WAS EVERYONE?
Thanks to our fantastic Chancellor, that trip cost me around £10 in petrol to go deer watching :taz:
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!
sorry mate but 1am on a Thursday morning ?? Not really to surprised you didn't see much......apart from Bambi ofcause.
Quote by wild rose and the stag
you were around three hours too late for us bren, sorry better luck next time

Damn..... :doh: I will catch you one of these days :happy:
the chase has had loads of bad PR lately so we only go up there sometimes now - and keep away from the busy places.
The bad PR has put people off and attracted boy racers and what I call non genuine doggers who have no respect at all for couples when they do appear. But there are genuine doggers that still go to the chase so give us a chance we are not all the same.
some of us are more lucky, maybe i should take you out one evening
Quote by BrenZR
I the chase.
I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER banghead I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me lol
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!

I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James
Quote by Alan
The bad PR has put people off and attracted boy racers and what I call non genuine doggers who have no respect at all for couples when they do appear. But there are genuine doggers that still go to the chase so give us a chance we are not all the same.

Here Here!!!
Quote by A+D
the chase has had loads of bad PR lately so we only go up there sometimes now - and keep away from the busy places.

It has had a lot of bad PR and as Alan said, the 'Boy Racers' have started turning up more frequently BUT they do go home about 10 - 11pm (They do have school in the morning)
Seriously though, they are becoming a pain in the arse and the police and the media should concentrate on those idiots, not the genuine Doggers. As for the non genuine doggers, I think that is the responsibility of the genuine guys to keep them in line and protect couples who want to go dogging. We all lose out otherwise sad
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I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER banghead I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me lol
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!

I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James
I'm not sure James, I didn't ask em smackbottom
Quote by Twisted - Sister
some of us are more lucky, maybe i should take you out one evening

TS, that is an offer I could never refuse :lol:
so which of you were the ones "hiding" in the grass with the white tshirts, red hats and cans of beer lol, you ran like the deer when our spots "accidently" found you, and never spilt a drop, funniest thing we have seen in ages , was like a drunken version of the great escape
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks for the entertainment
Quote by wild rose and the stag
so which of you were the ones "hiding" in the grass with the white tshirts, red hats and cans of beer lol, you ran like the deer when our spots "accidently" found you, and never spilt a drop, funniest thing we have seen in ages , was like a drunken version of the great escape
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
thanks for the entertainment

OK OK I'm guilty, that was me! I found the hat and fancied being a Mounty but when I stopped to relieve myself, my horse bolted and you look pretty stupid dressed as a mounty with no horse! The Deer don't have the same effect plus the buggers won't keep still!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by BrenZR
Here Here!!!

I didn't just stick to the main places either, I drove around the chase, car park after car park and all I saw was DEER banghead I wouldn't mind but even they were too quick for me lol
Oh DEER, Oh DEER, Oh DEER!

I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James
I'm not sure James, I didn't ask em smackbottom
TS, that is an offer I could never refuse :lol:
Why the smacked bottom? If they were blind and you had caught them then it would be a case of:-
"Fucking no-eye deer"
Quote by j_e_f_59
I just wondered if the deer were blind?
James

lol Very funny! The smacked arse was for a daft question that was completely irrelevant to the post! If you had posted the second post along with it, then all would have been clear dunno