carpark submissives?

8 Nov 2006

did i spell submissive right? :cry: ah well, never mind..okay, haven't got long, we're going out doing some piccys lol

that doesn't look right either :shock:
look..we went to a club, and there was a dungeon..mrs dirty has now decided she kinda likes dishing out unneccessary violence in the name of pleasure..we ain't looking for meets, but just a quick show of hands from the lads if the dominatrix thing would work for you in a carpark context? if it looks like it might be popular, i'll splash out on some leather gear, buy a bull whip and go find some arse for mrs d to spank...go on, say it.."yes mistress" :lol:

8 Nov 2006

Oh my, a definate big YES from me ( :doh: you want guys to answer)
As long as it is not the full on loas of pain sort of stuff, more of a nice naughty smaked bottom, then it would be a yes wink

8 Nov 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Oh my, a definate big YES from me ( :doh: you want guys to answer)
As long as it is not the full on loas of pain sort of stuff, more of a nice naughty smaked bottom, then it would be a yes

It wasn't just my eyes that lit up when reading that then? redface

Also another little kinky twist for my own gratification would be to be whipped or spanked by a woman if I was 'caught' watching. :rascal:

8 Nov 2006

It's all good . . .
pretty sure most single guys will be happy with any attention in a dark cp late at night!! get ready for the "Some lady wanted to whip me . . . " posts appearing
Happy doggin y'awl
SC

8 Nov 2006

Harry.....where are you.....kinky stuff coming along......

8 Nov 2006

Well I was thinkig of coming down for a visit this weekend but I'm scared now!
whip

:arrow: :shock: :arrow: :scared: :arrow: :giveup:

8 Nov 2006

whips, chains, domination what do you think this is DD a bloody swinging site or something?
hope your fun is as pleasurable as it is painfull, im sure ul get some takers wink

8 Nov 2006

blimey..things are looking up lol

snerts, i'd lay low for a while mate, the shops are chucking the fireworks out cheap and the delinquents have declared open season :lol:
yeah, i'm liking kinky..well, a bit confused

can't say i understand all that domination thing..you'd have thought the twat would have got enough of that at home redface

..so, its off to the goth shop in norwich to buy some torturing attire for mrs dirty then :lol:
oh, girls...yes, mrs dirty does like spanking ladies bottys..something she has a little experience of wink

..anyway..shall we get mrs dirty to handcuff harry to a tree, naked..then we'll all fuck off and leave him there :lol: :lol: ah, no..we'd never do that to young H..in fact mrs dirty has promised him a special little showing, hasn't she harry?

9 Nov 2006

I really don't know how I would respond to such visual and emotional stimulation confused

: :?: :?:
.....................I guess I should just try it and see(watching only of course ...my pain threshold is sooooooooo low as to be submarine :shock smile

9 Nov 2006

Quote by niceguysdoexist
I really don't know how I would respond to such visual and emotional stimulation : :?: :?: )

don't know about emotional stimulation nicey..you'd certainly have a lump in your throat, but it would probably be your testicles lol

some fella at the aforementioned club suggested mrs dirty stand on his filberts, and apply a little pressure :cry: i couldn't bear to watch mate..i mean, she ain't dainty, gracefull nor gentle..suffice to say, he didn't come back for more, and i swear he was two pitches higher when he left :lol:
all that spanking and whipping nonsense does now't for me..but mrs dirty has found herself i fear..its the german in her :cry: trouble is, she's nigh on six foot in bare feet..where the hell are heels going to put her? :shock: :lol: by way of example, the mucky dogging rascal on the right was about average height :shock: :lol:
what we really need is some police chiefs and judges wink

:lol:

9 Nov 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
what we really need is some police chiefs and judges

Ooooh if I show the right people my implements can I be a judge then? Corporal punishment for shopllifters? righto! :twisted:
You do realise that spanking and other domme behaviour almost always lead to strap ons Unc, don't say you weren't warned and never bend down for a pie from now on :wink:

9 Nov 2006

if i drop a pasty in a carpark anywhere near a stap-on wearing mrs dirty, i'll kick the fucker all the way back to the car dippity lol

she did make the suggestion once, after watching similar antics in a porno flick, needless to say, the DVD has now gone "missing" wink

those sort of ideas have to be nipped in the bud rolleyes

blimey o'riely, you should see the size of the things she can cram up her tradesman's enterance :shock: and she actually enjoys it :shock: i think its fucking witchcraft confused

never understood it :lol: you don't know where those kinda deviant things might lead either..what if i relented, what next? :shock: she might suggest i do oral sex on HER, or foreplay before intercourse even :? no, i could be opening pandora's box there :lol:

9 Nov 2006

Who's this Pandora? I didn't come across her down there.
If I were you I'd give up on the idea of opening her box or you might find Mrs. Dirty creeping up behind you with her full compliment of accutriments :!:
biggrin

9 Nov 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
i think its fucking witchcraft

:giggle:
I wish you could read my thoughts, right now I have a vision of Mrs D chasing you around a car park, giant strap on bouncing up and down (in slow motion natch) as she's cheered on by Harry and Singledogger and Frank Sinatra is performing *that* song.
Fantastic lol

Edit: Accoutrements, Snerts? you posh sod :lol:

9 Nov 2006

What's that Dippity confused

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Me posh :?:
Nah if I was I'd spell it right or at least buy a spell checker :!:
Mind you, the missing o was a typo.

9 Nov 2006

Bloody Hell Mrs Dirty in bondage, and what a fine figure. :lol:
Mrs Hot is well into punishment, problem is i don't really think shes got the right idea, not
being very experienced in these matters redface

, does nagging and being humilated for not
cutting the lawn, not pulling the shower curtain across after taking a shower,toothpaste top, toilet seat, car washing etc etc etc,
count confused

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She never dresses up for these bollockings, that can't be right can it :?: rolleyes

10 Nov 2006

pmsl

:lol: :lol: ill get a load of pies dipity and keep chucking them down so mr d can pick em up he will never resist em i can assure u just let mrs dirty know to get the strapon ready :lol: i bet i know wot mrs dirty is treat to harry is wink

have to say tho ill watch mrs dirty whip them boys into shape as im not into pain :shock:

10 Nov 2006

the solution is in hand wink

i've struck a deal with the local butcher, and he's promised to knock us up some strap-on sausage i'd be happy to sink to my knees in a carpark and "worship" one of those fuckers :wink: lol

fear not mr hot, they are all sisters and i'm sure the married lads amongst us would bear us out on that one? in fact, mrs dirty now talks through her nose on account of her having worn her mouth out :lol: last year she wanted a dog, so i rang round the local rehoming centres.."ah, good morning, do you have any blind dogs"? "erm, surely you mean guide dogs sir"?, "no, its for mrs dirty, it has to be blind cause if it sees her it'll go for her fucking throat" :twisted: but thats what we're up against. :cry:
the problem i have with mrs dirty is twofold..firstly, she is bigger and stronger than i am..she works out a lot rolleyes

secondly, and probably more importantly is the fact, as a result of her parents being of mixed nationality, she has evidently inherited rather more german genes than english ones..to a degree, she manages to supress any third reich leanings admirably well, but, at the first sign of even the mildest provication, she reverts to type taking on all the vocal grace and dexteritory of a fucking dalek :cry: :lol:
in several years of marriage, mrs dirty has been submissive to me but once..that was as a result of me drinking too much rocket fuel and dressing up in a borrowed german uniform redface

ok ok, it seemed funny at the time..it wasn't fancy dress, but a piece of attire loaned from a "production" :wink: standing in the bedroom door in a leather three quarter length trenchcoat, peaked cap, black knee length jack boots with german regalia i must have cut a dashing figure to a very surprised, and evidently delighted mrs dirty :shock: she couldn't get astride me fast enough :shock: hissing, snarling, scratching and biting me like something fucking possesed..needless to say, i never pulled a stunt like that again :shock: :cry: :lol:
apart from that brief glitch, she is sexually dominant..often to "the master's" amusement :lol: this thread is also quite telling :wink: the lads have shared some banter, but the scenario has thus far mainly appealled to the ladies :wink: :lol: normally as a result of a thread pertaining to mrs dirty's sexual desires, our "inbox" is inundated with requests..it remains empty :wink: we see submissive fellas in clubs, and we see them at "erotica"..but i feel the carpark pervy has dominant leanings maybe? :lol: the beatings we've seen administered in the name of pleasure have been from the fellas, and landed squarely upon the naked butt cheeks of compliant girls..but never the other way around :lol: well thats going to change :lol: :lol:

10 Nov 2006

just trawling the archives when i found this :shock:
the dogger nearest the car..would you say as a natural and instinctive reaction to the bare botty put before him he has subconsciously adopted the hand posture neccessary to administer a slap? :shock: lol

:lol:

10 Nov 2006

mmmmmmmm Being publicly humiliated .. now there's my weakness :twisted:
Shaz x

10 Nov 2006

Hm :!:
Weekend in Leicester, doesn't sound as appealing as a weekend in Norfolk but I'm beginning to think it may be a safer alternative :!:
"Ich muÃŸ mir uber das denken"
Thought I'd help out with Mrs D's Gemanic bent !

10 Nov 2006

i have no doubt those words, the one's in german, would be instantly recognised by mrs dirty, were she here lol

however, mrs dirty's genetic roots were put down in germany, her place of birth..but were to be uprooted and brought to the fair shores of blighty many years ago..her accent is dissapointingly regional..as is mine..for my tale is one of a similar union betwixt mancunian stock and foreign blood..only my creation started in a lightning storm somewhere in southern holland...t'was the royal airforce you see wink

there is an irony..i'll be quick redface

my mother lived in holland throughout the second world war..she recalls german storm troopers raiding the house of all it's food ahead of the airbourne landings..they were desperate times, and everyone was going hungry..she saw first hand many despicable things..war brings out the best, and worse in human nature..she learned to fear germans, she had a hatred for them that ran sight of her mother with a bayonette held to her throat whilst german troops ransacked their home probably set up some serious in the cellar, huddled together throughout air raids and the constant pounding on the doors by nazi's looking for "juden", food and radios would have engrained an association of "german" with "terror"
when we came to england..it was to a RAF base..the same base that british aircraft took off from to bomb the philips factory which was held by the germans and a strategic target..her father was foreman there, but escaped with his life juring the aerial bombardment and straffing..by the british :lol: it was neccessary, but the population were getting it from both sides..i was born in that house, and its in the shadow of that factory..what hell it must have been.
then i bring a bird back..mrs dirty..half german, oh dear..with an ancestoral history surprised

ops: i know how to fucking choose em eh? :lol:

11 Nov 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
the solution is in hand i've struck a deal with the local butcher, and he's promised to knock us up some strap-on sausage i'd be happy to sink to my knees in a carpark and "worship" one of those fuckers :wink:

Sausage roll??? I don't think Mrs D will be happy with anything less than a bratwurst! :lol:

11 Nov 2006

Quote by Serendipity
the solution is in hand i've struck a deal with the local butcher, and he's promised to knock us up some strap-on sausage i'd be happy to sink to my knees in a carpark and "worship" one of those fuckers :wink:

Sausage roll??? I don't think Mrs D will be happy with anything less than a bratwurst! :lol:
she is a woman, when is she ever happy?

11 Nov 2006

Quote by essex34m
she is a woman, when is she ever happy?

only when she is spending, essex34m wink

the only thing the twat blows these days is my fucking wage packet :shock: thanks for the introductory PM by the way :wink: which i assure you wasn't neccessary :lol: i'm quite familiar with the name :lol: ..best not tempt me down the gutteral blue comic humour route, regarding nagging spouses :lol: it'll be a long thread :wink: and you'd have heard all the jokes before redface

and i've been banned from saying the "c" word on here surprised

ops: :cry: :lol: so i can't even lauch into a routine pertaining to mrs d's jack n danny :cry: :lol: