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Looks like the local "site-spoilers" have woken-up.
In came a couple at about 3 doggers present, and one car full of asian hot-hatch merchants. One asian guy wanders over to the couple, starts chatting...and off they all go!
Looks like game/set/match.
You have mail lol
In case you are wondering what the text relates to, its a little something I found on the internet chav forums. Its what you might call an equaliser. Those chavs no longer have any ambition to mess with the doggers :lol:
I didn't put it up on the board because i'm not sure if it would infringe copyright? Your knowledge in such matters is undoubtedly greater than mine. If you feel so inclined, post for all to see. I'm sure the guys will find it amusing! :twisted:
No copyright, myspace public forum/west yorkshire dogging scene.
So Rob has/had a big fucking orange van which has/had seats in the back.
So one night (which was Andy's 21st birthday) we decided to pile into it (and Mini Alex's Mini Cooper) and find a popular dogging spot in the area and fuck with some people.
This adventure took us to a spot near Saddleworth Moor and a small car park where 2 gentlemen were sat next to each other in separate cars seemingly engrossed in something they shouldn't have been.
So Brad, being the lets-fuck-with-people-sitting-in-dogging-spots-by-flashing-my
-camera-at-them-then-running-away kind of person he is. He did just this. The first gentleman decided to just drive away, whilst the other sonofabitch in his mams Subaru decides to try and run Brad the fuck over (he was seriously less than a foot away from breaking his legs) while he's on his steady retreat back to the side of the van, whilst he's still taking photos aswell. He just never gives up.
So these two guys are really pissed off, they got caught doing what they claimed to be nothing but were very defensive about it.
Subaru Cunt gets a steering wheel lock out and starts threatening to execute every motherfucking last one of us.
Just like Yolanda from Pulp Fiction, only without Ringo or Jules & Vincent and we weren't dogging in a diner in LA. Plus he didn't have a gun, he had a steering lock.
Apart from that it was the same situation.
So we do one out of the car park and then all these cars come out of fucking nowhere and almost block us in.
After our swift escape we stop to laugh and tell each other how we weren't scared because we're all hard bastards. Only Subaru Cunt and Other Dude turn up again next to us and start banging on the doors and stuff, and try to block us in again with their mums cars.
Again we made a swift departure and decided the motorway was probably a good way to get away...fast.
In retrospect it was hilarious, but at the time it was scary.
Don't fuck with doggers.
They hunt in packs!
I drive a Subaru and it aint my mums. I prefer the jack hadle to a steering lock, it's longer.
I prefer to not get into dodgy situations.
Going equipped and AWDW seem too heavy for me.
If I can't talk my way out of it then I'm a dogging failure. Most doggers can talk the knickers off an on-duty policewoman (some can talk the calvins off an on-duty policeman).