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Daytime fun tomorrow
We don't do daylight gigs..At our age, its too scary! 
For the punters, not us :lol: Soft moonlight is so much more flattering, and it also means I can substitute mrs Dirty's ultra realistic cyberskin dong for my own knob without too many doggers twigging the "switch" :lol:
Why would I wish to substitute for the real thing? I'm fed up with shagging :lol: Mrs Dirty is way too demanding and a rubber cock lasts longer than I do :lol: Just got to remember to bring the white one out, and NOT the black one
That really got them confused :twisted:
For the punters, not us :lol: Soft moonlight is so much more flattering, and it also means I can substitute mrs Dirty's ultra realistic cyberskin dong for my own knob without too many doggers twigging the "switch" :lol: Why would I wish to substitute for the real thing? I'm fed up with shagging :lol: Mrs Dirty is way too demanding and a rubber cock lasts longer than I do :lol: Just got to remember to bring the white one out, and NOT the black one
That really got them confused :twisted: Quote by fun4us_all
Hey DirtyD, just wondering which are of moonlit Nofrfolk you might be playin in if you did decide to travel out 2nite
We'll not be out tonight, but when we do venture out, we usually head for the trees
That vast blob of greenery known as "The Brecklands"If anyone saw the episode of "timeteam" where they visited the forest region in order to illustrate it's geographical links to what is now continental Europe, they MIGHT have been amused by the archiologists referring to the area as "Doggerland" :lol: Well ok, it made me laugh
