Hi all
Just had to share with you all that I have at last gone dogging on my faithful bicycle.
Sprinted down to the dogging site. leant bicycle and related paraphernalia against a bank, a quick drink to recover and get my breath back, my pre-arranged dogging friends were there, so a quick bit of very good fun and then having put all the cycling gear back on a ludicrous sprint back to catch the train.
At least you dont have to worry about the coppers noting your number plate and it saves petrol. Although if it had been as nippy as last Friday I would have had problems!
Any one else ever been dogging by public transport/own steam?
Have fun all.
Harry Jones
29 yr old single straight male dogger
PS I keep getting tempted to advertise on here for kissing lessons required from mature women or will I just get laughed off the site.
dont talk about bikes to me harry!..only two sundays ago,"the master" and i decided to dog by mountain dusted off our machines and set knew a long track emerged into a popular spot,and nearly an hour later,in a state of exhaustion we sat on the picnic bench,and waited,but fading light meant we had to return early,so once again we braved the mud and potholes and headed back to my mrs dirty saw us limping in,rubbing our arses,she thought we had gotton more than we bargained for!!..what the hell do they make them saddles out of?/..it was like trying to ride a scaffold pole over a cattle grid,poxy things.
Dirtydogger and Master
You get ten out of ten for effort, cycling for an hour to get to a dogging spot and in the cold of winter. Despite once cycling from Lands End to John O'Groats, you wont catch me cycling for more than twenty minutes after October and never cycling for more than forty-five minutes without my padded cycle shorts on. Those areas need protection. It took me a while to get going after just twenty minutes cycling (Note for ladies benefit, cycling along for men makes your cock rub in an uncomfortable manner against the hard saddle causing it to shrivel and shrink). If I had been cycling for an hour I would have needed one hell of a show to get the rock in action.
Having seen how much petrol expenditure was on my credit card bill, I may have to stick to cycling to sites, however bearing in mind it takes me an hour to get to some in my car I would have to set out the night before, and it's not as if you can rely on public transport/bicycle as most trains stop running before the doggers get going (I still don't believe that daytime dogging exists).
Harry Jones
PS I'm in Birmingham next week but carless (but have a hotel room) if any of you over that way want to meet up.
yo harry,yeah,that track was longer than i'd rememberd,and muddier!!..by the time we arrived,it felt as if i'd been whacked in the knackers with a cricket bat!!,padded shorts,i've never heard of such things!!,naa,bollocks to bikes in future mate,fuck the envoironment,if they can make mountain bikes with tractor seats i aint botherin.......as for daylight dogging,it happens,more so in summer,admittedly,but it is for that place we met,yeah?.....well it happens there for sure.
Youre as fit as you sound !! lol ( and fitter than me )
Bicycle dogging will never catch on , the lights dont have full beam on them .
hes a nerd and wont go all the way!!
god the women on here have fat arses!!
hey harry,just an afterthought mate,why not strap that dick of yours to the crossbar,wrapped in pipe-lagging of course!,then you will be ready on arrival,no worries!!.
on a nationally renowned carpark taking in some fresh air :P being all alone I spread my gaze to natures wonders only to see a guy on a bike in tshirt and shorts appear from out of the trees. He turned around and rode back into the trees..... just one of the mountain bikers who commonly traverse the site I thought...
