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Went out over there on Sat night and hate to add to this post with a grumble, but it's a wonder any couples go there anymore due the agressive attitude of some of the local doggers.
For those of you that are not aware of how to approach a couple i will spell it out for you. You should on entering a car park, drive your great big 4x4 at them with your lights on full beam making sure that you blind them both. The next thing you should do whilst they can not see anything due to being partialy blind is to nearly take the front end off their Fiesta with said monster truck, followed by parking so close to them that the woman will immediately jump from the car and run over to your huge bloody truck and throw herself on the bonnet so you can have your way with her.
Should the above fail to get the right results you must then hound them from car park to car park making sure you keeep up the i'm going to blind you theme before the end of the night!!!!!
But having said all that we would like to thank the patient guy in the Fiesta van who did not adopt the above stratergy, it was a shame your fun was ruined as was ours.
For those of you that are not aware of how to approach a couple i will spell it out for you. You should on entering a car park, drive your great big 4x4 at them with your lights on full beam making sure that you blind them both. The next thing you should do whilst they can not see anything due to being partialy blind is to nearly take the front end off their Fiesta with said monster truck, followed by parking so close to them that the woman will immediately jump from the car and run over to your huge bloody truck and throw herself on the bonnet so you can have your way with her.
Should the above fail to get the right results you must then hound them from car park to car park making sure you keeep up the i'm going to blind you theme before the end of the night!!!!!
But having said all that we would like to thank the patient guy in the Fiesta van who did not adopt the above stratergy, it was a shame your fun was ruined as was ours.
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I got a 4x4 but I aint got a big penis but then again dont treat cpls like that. Was up Friday night so close yet so far shad.
Indeed so mate and we could have done with your company last night. Mrs Shad was looking stunning and in horny mood until most of the guys pushed their luck too far. 