Hi, im new to this site and to dogging, i was wondering if it was still active in or around middleton, if anyone can help me out, i sure would appreciate it.
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hiya patric, howz it going? just looking at your signature thing at the bottom of your thread mate..regarding the "dogging event"...nooo, don't panic, i'm not going to have a pop, but would just like to make you aware in your formative stages, that although dogging is increasing percieved as a flange tournament, sort of "duelling pissflap elimination rounds", it ain't really so much about that, as just waiting around for the "erotic chance encounter" as silk and big g once put it...if you are waiting for tickets, you'll be a long time standing chap, far better to haul ass to your local beaver emporium and see what, or who goes down...just chill and have fun with it, the excitements in the anticipation..
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I sense an even greater calm serene benevolence about Mr D than his usual . Has Mrs D just shown you her latest lingerie or are you a closet Arsenal fan ?? 
football? we had a team once, it was called norwich nil ..dunno bout mrs d's attire..she's sat there with black boots, black gloves and a pratt like a carwash, looks like the 5 of spades :lol: ..flangeflaps hanging down like john wayne's saddlebags..but i'm not happy, she asked me to trim her fanny, and i've just fucked up a brand new flymo :cry:
..dunno bout mrs d's attire..she's sat there with black boots, black gloves and a pratt like a carwash, looks like the 5 of spades :lol: ..flangeflaps hanging down like john wayne's saddlebags..but i'm not happy, she asked me to trim her fanny, and i've just fucked up a brand new flymo :cry: i've just recieved your pm patric, and you have edited out the sentence which prompted my origional remark...thanks for taking it in good heart 
i've already been responsible for expediting someone's voluntary departure due to a misunderstood, or badly worded comment :lol: so glad ur still with us my man :lol: :wink:
i've already been responsible for expediting someone's voluntary departure due to a misunderstood, or badly worded comment :lol: so glad ur still with us my man :lol: :wink: Sex God
Hi Patric, welcome to the site and really hope you find what you are looking for. I understand that the site in your area is now just frequented by boy racers and no dogging action. If you are really interested in getting into this, then take the advice of Mr D 
and Silk and Big G :worship: join in with the banter on the site, get yourself known a little better and read the following post which will give you some more pointers on what you should/should not do.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30801.html
It may also be worth checking out the list in the dogging section at the top of the page, but I will warn you, dogging is a very long and drawn out practice and dont expect to things to happen immediately, you will need patience, patience and then a little more patience!
Good luck
NWC
Xxx
and Silk and Big G :worship: join in with the banter on the site, get yourself known a little better and read the following post which will give you some more pointers on what you should/should not do.http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30801.html
It may also be worth checking out the list in the dogging section at the top of the page, but I will warn you, dogging is a very long and drawn out practice and dont expect to things to happen immediately, you will need patience, patience and then a little more patience!
Good luck
NWC
Xxx
