Dogging is wonderful

19 Jun 2005

Morning everyone.
I have just arrived home as the daylight starts to flood through at 0340 hours having had a quite tremendous evening of dogging.
Many thanks to everyone who has made it such a memorable evening.
Hope to see you all again soon.
Regards
Harry Jones

19 Jun 2005

you gave me a bit of a fright harry when i saw you're post last night, suggesting you was going to visit our local arena..some of our ladies are maneaters, the vision of you walking through the carpark in your summer accessory of a panama hat was of concearn..that sort of appearance might go unoticed in henley-on-thames or your home turf of cambridge, but in the "forest of flange" you'd be a lamb to the slaughter..alas, we were too late, thankfully "doggingtwo" were in situ, and were able to stave off the worst of the humiliation.
it appears that harry had a lucky escape lads..i'll explain..i'm sure harry won't mind me saying this, but although an enthusiastic player, doesn't actually partake of the "rock" is never used in anger..conversely, due to the principle of "like attracting like" our venue, sporting a hardcore nucleus of "extreme cocksmen" has given rise to an evolutionary counterpart of "extreme flangewomen"..knowing harry was in danger was the deciding factor in our unplanned attendance last night.
when harry approached the rather attractive stranger, he no doubt anticipated a pleasant chat..his estimate of the time lapse between saying a cheery "hello" and having his best dogging trousers forcefully removed was 45 seconds .there was but one other fella in attendance, but when harry "lobbed" the man backed off.."doggingtwo" said, when recounting the tale, that this other dogger was "humiliated into premature ejaculation"..glee turned to horror when the buxom visitor announced to harry, "you are going to fuck me"..as explained earlier, harry doesn't do penertration..an argument ensued which saw harry being marched over to a picnic table and instructed to shaft under penalty of a "penguin"..the mention of the penguin made my blood run cold..for the lads unfamiliar with the term, its a humiliating act vented out as a type of sexual torture..harry was brought oraly to the brink, twice..the timing has to be spot on..just when harry was about to unleash the contents of his beef salami, the girl fucked off, leaving harry to shuffle down the track in persuit, trousers and pants around his ankles, in a manner that aped the gait of a king emporer penguin, hence the term.
you boys can imagine what a state harry was in when we met him..but this time, and with his uncle dirty to supervise, he was able to enjoy a more satisfactory conclusion with yet another lovely lady, who, although, on sight of his unshiefed weapon, expressed a desire to be "stuck"..was content to have the contents ...well, i'll leave it to your imaginations..
so, cheers to the lads that attempted to hold harry down on the table whilst the lady has her way with him, wink

:lol: :lol: and well done to harry for surviving the night..
thanks to the 8 or so guys that gave myself and mrs dirty the space to get intimate outside the car later on..mrs dirty asked me to pass that on, as your polite enthusiasm made her feel particularly horny :wink:

19 Jun 2005

bugger dont u just hate it when you have the bloody family bbq to go to on such a wonderful day like we are having (always miss the action at my local)
hope to catch up with all of you soon ill tell them i cant bloody come to the bbq next time mad

19 Jun 2005

Hi singledogger mate.
Shame you couldn't make it was a good night.
Seven minutes Uncle? I tell you I wish I had had my stopwatch going as I reckon it could have been a brand new dogging record from me saying evening or hello to getting a bj, I reckon it was 45 seconds at the very most!!!
I was going to make a return trip tonight in search of a certain lady, but have now been invited to goto the beach with a mate so I will have to wait till next Weekend.
Thanks for that show at the end, made spending Five hours at the same site very worthwhile.
Till next time my friends.
Harry Jones

19 Jun 2005

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

19 Jun 2005

ahh, you see, the eternal secret of dogging..five hours at one site..i never could work out all that tearing around the country when all good things come to those that wait wink

dunno where i got 7 minutes from harry lol

mind you, i only got 4 hours kip last night on account of mrs dirty being rampant, and the heat..so i'm a bit hard of thinking this morning.
the show was our pleasure, as there were enough new faces to make it what inspired mrs dirty to start removing my pants in mid conversation, i'll never know..i recon it was that panama hat you was wearing harry..reminded her of those funny hats they wear around her birth place of munich in the beir kellers.i'm surprised she didn't flip you upside down and start slapping your arse mate..they are a strange lot aren't they? we were watching a horse race the other day when one fell..mrs dirty shouted to me "why didn't they shoot it"? i said "because this is england luv, we don't do that, just because a horse loses a race" i'll never understand her mate :wink:

19 Jun 2005

Harry,
I think that must have been a record last night,i have never seen such a quick start to a night, 45 secs was about right from saying hi to shoving the "rock" down her throat.
I hope you felt sorry for the other poor guy who after seeing the size of the "rock"was shamed into unloading prematurely.
As regards the episode on the picnic table Mr Dirty,had we not been there i,me sure Harry wouild have managed to save himself,although had some of the other 6 or so guys who stood watching taken up the offer which was asked of them "come on lads dont be shy Who,s going to fuck me next" he would have not been in such danger unless after sucking on the rock she fancied trying to win the 2-30 at Ascot while astride it.
Its a pity we had to leave so early (12-30 am) as we missed some action,but rest asuured we will be back as soon as we can.
Until then take care Harry,Mr & Mrs Dirty and "the master" and see you all again soon.

19 Jun 2005

I have to admit I never even gave a thought to that poor bloke who lasted less time than it took me to get started after saying hi.
I was going to go again today but got invited to the beach by a mate so went upto Hunstanton. Didn't seem like the sort of beach where I might have any fun though sad

.
Still undecided about next Saturday, I cant decide on a 70's disco or to disco a 70's lol

Harry Jones

19 Jun 2005

dam missed it again :cry:

19 Jun 2005

Great postings guys xx :-)
I doubt the poor un named dogger was " humiliated" into premature ejaculation . If that was an option , then I would come quickly everytime I ring the bank about my overdraft .
Glad you all had fun , good things happen to good folks :-)
S n G xx

25 Jun 2005

This has got to be one of the best posts I have read in ages.
Harry I am so sorry for re-arranging my holidays and not making it to your part of the country last weekend or I would have been there to save you from this obviously very upsetting incident :twisted: lol

:twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: