Hi guys and girls....
Like many people, I have an imaginary girlfriend who I'd love to take dogging, preferably to a super-private location where we can be watched by some randy couples and/or a couple of guys with 14" dongs. Her name's Gemma and, unlike my very real brunette wife and blonde mistress, she's a flaming red-head of about 25 with green eyes (as if you cared), gorgeous tits, shaved pussy and a penchant for taking it up the bum. She might be a bit bi as well but I've never bothered to ask.
Anyway, if anyone would like to meet up for a session, you can be absolutely guaranteed that my imaginary girlfriend will 100% genuinely not be there, except in my mind. For that matter, I probably shan't bother turning up either, but don't let that stop you telling me where and when we're going to meet up and what you're going to do to/with/by/from the pair of us.
Love and shags......Y
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Dogging meet with my Imaginary Girlfriend
Warming the Bed
I have an imaginary 14" dick. Do you think she'd like to meet me?
Sex God
Quote by j_e_f_59
I have an imaginary 14" dick. Do you think she'd like to meet me?
If she doesnt want to meet, then I do.
Last week I broke the pole that holds up the washing line, you'd be a perfect replacement
:lol: Sex God
Quote by dirtydoggers
you could always borrow mine naughty
:shock: :shock: I could use that as a draft excluder as well :shock:
Warming the Bed
Hanging around in car parks is bad enough. Hanging around a woman's washing line is bound to get me into trouble!
If she doesnt want to meet, then I do.
Last week I broke the pole that holds up the washing line, you'd be a perfect replacement :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I have an imaginary 14" dick. Do you think she'd like to meet me?
If she doesnt want to meet, then I do.
Last week I broke the pole that holds up the washing line, you'd be a perfect replacement
:lol: He's all yours. Meanwhile, please tell....what the hell were you doing with the pole...????? ;-)
If she doesnt want to meet, then I do.
Last week I broke the pole that holds up the washing line, you'd be a perfect replacement :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I have an imaginary 14" dick. Do you think she'd like to meet me?
If she doesnt want to meet, then I do.
Last week I broke the pole that holds up the washing line, you'd be a perfect replacement
:lol: 
Sex God
Quote by yehaf
Sorry, Dirties.....Gemma doesn't respond well to cock shots. After all, when you've seen one 14" todger, they all look the same (ie like a French loaf).
you could always borrow mine naughty
She couldnt french that ! She'd dislocate her jaw !
Warming the Bed
Quote by yehaf
Only if you're a repeater, heavy cummer, cut, shaven, under 19, live within three miles, can accommodate and speak Chinese.
I have an imaginary 14" dick. Do you think she'd like to meet me?
Which dialect of Chinese?
James
Well, it was classic. I took Gemma out in my imaginary Desert Yellow Ferrari Testarossa last night. We rolled up in that quiet layby at the back of Thorpe Park and got down to it. Inside a few minutes, there was a decent-sized crowd of watchers. Serendipity was videoing the action. Nice nose ring by the way, 'dipity. Then there was a moment of consternation....the Dirties had turned up dressed as sexy Policepeople and gave the crowd a shortlived fright. Normalcy soon returned, with Mrs Dirty doing a pole dance using one of the many 14" dongs that were made available and Mr D (who looks EXACTLY like George Clooney) helping to spitroast my very willing Gemma. To cap it off, a passing stretch limo stopped and disgorged Beyonce Knowles, who proceeded to messily lick out Gemma's pussy after she'd taken on all comers bareback. The rest is just a blur, possibly because of the prolonged snog I'd had with a bottle of Jack Daniels. One thing remains in my mind, though...the Ferrari, whilst a fine vehicle for nipping down the shops to get a loaf of bread, is a poor dogging chariot - the gearstick plays hell with your testicles when attempting to achieve reverse anal cowgirl.....
Love and shags.....Y
Love and shags.....Y
oh well try again tonight, or maybe i will get my own