Hi guys and girls....
Like many people, I have an imaginary girlfriend who I'd love to take dogging, preferably to a super-private location where we can be watched by some randy couples and/or a couple of guys with 14" dongs. Her name's Gemma and, unlike my very real brunette wife and blonde mistress, she's a flaming red-head of about 25 with green eyes (as if you cared), gorgeous tits, shaved pussy and a penchant for taking it up the bum. She might be a bit bi as well but I've never bothered to ask.
Anyway, if anyone would like to meet up for a session, you can be absolutely guaranteed that my imaginary girlfriend will 100% genuinely not be there, except in my mind. For that matter, I probably shan't bother turning up either, but don't let that stop you telling me where and when we're going to meet up and what you're going to do to/with/by/from the pair of us.
Love and shags......Y
I have an imaginary 14" dick. Do you think she'd like to meet me?
Well, it was classic. I took Gemma out in my imaginary Desert Yellow Ferrari Testarossa last night. We rolled up in that quiet layby at the back of Thorpe Park and got down to it. Inside a few minutes, there was a decent-sized crowd of watchers. Serendipity was videoing the action. Nice nose ring by the way, 'dipity. Then there was a moment of consternation....the Dirties had turned up dressed as sexy Policepeople and gave the crowd a shortlived fright. Normalcy soon returned, with Mrs Dirty doing a pole dance using one of the many 14" dongs that were made available and Mr D (who looks EXACTLY like George Clooney) helping to spitroast my very willing Gemma. To cap it off, a passing stretch limo stopped and disgorged Beyonce Knowles, who proceeded to messily lick out Gemma's pussy after she'd taken on all comers bareback. The rest is just a blur, possibly because of the prolonged snog I'd had with a bottle of Jack Daniels. One thing remains in my mind, though...the Ferrari, whilst a fine vehicle for nipping down the shops to get a loaf of bread, is a poor dogging chariot - the gearstick plays hell with your testicles when attempting to achieve reverse anal cowgirl.....
Love and shags.....Y
Hey, K....not to worry. This whole thing's a lot like real dogging - just drive your imaginary car into this post and hang around for a couple of hours to see if anything happens. If it goes to form, the action will start just after you've given up and left....