Dogging Munch

13 Dec 2004

Right guys, last night I had this absolutely brilliant idea (well, I thought it was brilliant) about organising a Munch just for doggers. It would give us all the chance to get to know each other, have a chat, spend a bit of time swapping stories and locations etc, then we could all bugger off and put on a bloody good show for all the single doggers we had invited!
What do you think?
Somewhere in the middle of the country so us Northerners could finally meet up with your Southerners.
Sound interesting?
Well, all we need now is a bloody big privately owned car park!!!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

13 Dec 2004

naughty north meets sexy south?...could be a stand-off situation,we've got silk n g plus jomu,you have satin and bluexx,blue could ban us,so i guess you would win ultimatly......its a dandy idea,but,as with the faceless voice on the radio,would the reality,no matter how attractive,be dissapointing i wonder??...i mean,when you read my stuff,you imagine brad pitt right?..as i'm far better looking than him,well in the dark,anyway,your image would be shattered!.....no,really,its a novel idea,could be fun.......can i be one of the first to compliment you on your latest avatar!...if we meet,i want a pic of you over my bull-bar!

13 Dec 2004

I still think it would be a great idea, but we really could do with a privately owned multi storey car park, with central heating so we wont get cold while we are chatting, a burger/tea and coffee bar, then would asign various floors of the car park for various ativities:
Ground floor - socialising,
1st Floor - location swapping,
2nd floor - Showing couple for other couples,
3rd floor - showing couples for singles,
4th floor - anything goes!
And the butty van could be located on the roof top parking area where we can all go and have a fag and a brew afterwards whilst gazing into the distance views!
Ok, ok, ok back to reality, anyone fancy meeting in a cold dark car park, full of idiots with blaring headlights, boy racers, and dirty old so and so's who get their willys out before you got your seatbelt off and then leave sticky marks all down the side of your car? lol

13 Dec 2004

Good idea as long as the car park cctv security tapes don't get sold on ebay :shock: lol

T-J

13 Dec 2004

Oh yeah, forgot to mention the CCTV, Mr Naughty says he will do copies for anyone who wants them, Videos, Â£2 each!!!!!!! Â£3 if you want it on DVD!
Free BJ for every copy sold!

13 Dec 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove:
But does a free bj include all extras, tissues and mouth rinse? wink

T-J

13 Dec 2004

And if you buy 1 do you get 1 free? lol

14 Dec 2004

Kardiff, my dear, you would certainly be offered the B.O.G.O.F. Offer, in fact you can just have the free one!!!! :twisted:
Also, been thinking that maybe we should have this at a Pay and DisplayCar Park (we could fund the coffee and burgers for all showing couples) lol

:lol:
And Dirty, I am more than willing to pose on your Bull Bar, but hope they are not the metal one cause if it is really cold, I could end up glued to them!!!

14 Dec 2004

Quote by dirtydoggers
naughty north meets sexy south?...could be a stand-off situation,we've got silk n g plus jomu,you have satin and bluexx,blue could ban us,so i guess you would win ultimatly......its a dandy idea,but,as with the faceless voice on the radio,would the reality,no matter how attractive,be dissapointing i wonder??...i mean,when you read my stuff,you imagine brad pitt right?..as i'm far better looking than him,well in the dark,anyway,your image would be shattered!.....no,really,its a novel idea,could be fun.......can i be one of the first to compliment you on your latest avatar!...if we meet,i want a pic of you over my bull-bar!

You have captured our interests!!!!

14 Dec 2004

ouch!,i've shot myself in the foot with that brad pitt thing haven't i?...the solution mdears is at hand.....i hire two models,one girl,one boy,hung like a kin baboon...they arrive by tractor,"arrr,we is them dar dirtydoggerrrrs from norfik",floppy hat and straw sticking out of the gob...it'll do my image no harm!.......and naughtywigan,when i said i wanted you on my bullbar,i didn't mean the stainless one on the front of my truck!!.....ooooh arrrrr

15 Dec 2004

well ofcause meeting in the midlands would be great idea....just got to think of somewhere..location !!!!!
Now then that stan Collymore has a big house...maybe I could ask him !!!!
Sure he won't mind a load of doggers coming round !!!

15 Dec 2004

Ok then Dirty, or can I call you Brad, you let me know when I will be down there right away to polish your bar before we take the pics lol

Dean, next time you see Stan, have a word with him and see if he can let us borrow his back garden? I am sure we can find loads of interested folk, and I am sure that some of them will bring their very big cameras, tape recorders and Press, I mean entrance, passes with them! :lol:
Just a real shame this is not a go'er!