DOGGING WITH OUT A CAR.HAVE I GOT TWO HOPES.

7 Sep 2004

AND ONE OF THEM STARTS WITH BOB?
IVE ALWAYS FANCYED TO GO I DONT DRIVE BLESS ME.
IS THERE ANYWAYS I CAN WORK ROUND THIS?
IM FROM THAT MIGHT HELP ME I DONT IM PREYING SOME OF YOU CAN

7 Sep 2004

Errrrrr..... get driving lessons?
Failing that, try a bus..... if no bus route, try getting a push bike...... if your local dogging location is at the top of a big hill and you can't be arsed cycling all the way up, get a taxi - just explain to the driver that you might be some time wink

Failing all that, you're buggered (or not, as the case may be rolleyes

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7 Sep 2004

was thinking of getting the bus to a dogging site,get mr bus driver to pull up next to the first car we see who playing the game,but then i thought well haif the doggers i herd hate it when loads of singles come to of there faces with a bus full.
and the poor old dear who only got the bus to go asda,i dont want a heart attack on my ever horny i might be..
bike another great you aint ya
pulling up to a sexy lady looking for action,on the left to her some dude in him flash top of the range on the other side with my that go down a right treat..
im better up giving up before i start i can anyone help me
i cant you be in my heart for ever.

7 Sep 2004

Seriously, I've seen doggers turn up at locations on motor bikes, on push bikes, and on foot.... My reply might have been tongue in cheek, but you don't necessarily need a car to go dogging... chill rolleyes

Take it from the best wink

7 Sep 2004

cheers thanks for your help
if any sexy ladys might feel pity for me and my non driving free to help drive me im pushing my luck now,but its better then pushing my bike im suppose

7 Sep 2004

Hmmmmm if you had have been female you may have stood a chance matey..
See where you're struggling is you don't have an internal light on a bike rolleyes

7 Sep 2004

to true blue
but on my bmx i have a empty cokr makes it sound like a moter bike.
ok im talking crap now..but made me laff

7 Sep 2004

also i have found a make your spelling better

7 Sep 2004

Well, if he walked into stockwood park he probably would end up being buggered, literally.
Mind you, I've had some fun at stockwood on foot.
Then again, there's a guy who "does" blidworth bottoms on an electric scooter.
There's hope for you yet.

7 Sep 2004

What about one of those electric wheelchairs? They can put on quite a turn of speed..... you could easily escape from anyone wanting a bit of buggery :shock: ........ but they do not require a driving license.... there you go, problem solved!
Got there in the end cool

7 Sep 2004

He might not want to escape, then again he might get no chance to !

8 Sep 2004

we got a right bunch of mike reids on here aint we.,..

9 Sep 2004

Mike Reid's into dogging? :shock:
Oh wait for the scandal to break in the papers, folks rolleyes

Which Mike Reid BTW? The ex EastEnder or the ex DJ?
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9 Sep 2004

Quote by niceguysdoexist
Hmmmmm if you had have been female you may have stood a chance matey..
See where you're struggling is you don't have an internal light on a bike

No problem - just sellotape a torch to the handlebars, surely?

9 Sep 2004

so.. now we have THAT problem sorted.. i wonder if anyone could help with my problem?
the thing is.. i want to open a bed and breakfast... only i am homeless!
can anyone help?

9 Sep 2004

Quote by kinkyluton
AND ONE OF THEM STARTS WITH BOB?
IVE ALWAYS FANCYED TO GO I DONT DRIVE BLESS ME.
IS THERE ANYWAYS I CAN WORK ROUND THIS?
IM FROM THAT MIGHT HELP ME I DONT IM PREYING SOME OF YOU CAN

I was dragged up in Luton, mate, and if I were still living there I'd be looking for any action to relieve the sheer mundane tedium of the place, so you have my sympathy. I'd have thought a pushbike might not be a bad idea, as you can make a quicker and more flexible getaway than in a car, if need be, and of course the OB can't clock your licence plate. A bit tricky to get into any backseat action, mind...
Out of curiousity, do PM me with the location you're (thinking of) using. I come back dahn sahf occasionally to see relatives, so it would be nice to do something interesting in Luton for a change ;-)
Mr Licks

9 Sep 2004

jandpuk that was good im going try it..good thinking batman
well busty babe why dont you open a bed and a bikes seem to be the talk f the town these days
mr lickingham to true blue boout luton mate