Far too close

11 Jan 2008

Thot I would share this with you all and see what you think.
The g/f and I decided we would quite fancy a shot at the dogging scene so she got her sexy undies on and put a coat on top and off we drove to a well known location near us.
It was about am and a dark moonless night, we saw one car park and it had three cars in all at the one end of it so we drove by it and looked at each other waiting for the other one to say "lets go in". We eventually did a u-turn and went into the aforementioned car park and we parked well away from the three cars.
We were just about to put on the light and the g/f had her coat unbuttoned to take it off when a white private hire car drove in at speed and parked inches away from our passenger side window.
That did it for my g/f cos she said lets go that twat has scared me and then we drove off..
So if you are the twat in the white taxi a couple of weeks ago, well done lol lol

You have just put one couple off the dogging scene for life confused

Well not for life, cos we found our own spot the other night and we may go there once the gf gets up the courage again.
Would the above have put anyone else off?

11 Jan 2008

Happens each and every time we go out...Usually more than one car..It doesn't put us off though lol

They get bored quicker than we do..We're out for the night, they want a quick shag..If said shag isn't immediately forthcoming those guys tend to get twitchy lest their bollocks explode, so usually they wheelspin off in persuit of more charitable fanny elsewhere...When the dust finally settles (it can be a long process) then we get to play with the proper doggers whilst the fixated shaggers put word out that we are "only prickteasers" :lol:

15 Jan 2008

Yes it would, and has, put us off in the past!!
We did a similar thing last year sexy undies under a long coat (miss srne not me of course) and went out for a drive to a not so well known place where 2 cars were parked.
We parked up about 10 meters away and just as miss was about to "reveal all" unbuttoning her coat a guy actually tried to open the door, not once but in rapid succession :shock:
Needless to say we drove off but it has put us off ever since and we now do prearranged stuff which some call "outdoor swinging", we prefer it called "have some control dogging" but we are new school doggers due to the fact we haven't found any "old school doggers" in our area! confused

15 Jan 2008

Well woo you found the gimp that is ruining a very fine pastime for the genuine discreet single guy.I feel for the couples who take the time and effort to entertain and in some cases invite,why oh why must these idiots be so presumptious and totally indiscreet.
The true dogger enjoys the anticipation...Is it a couple, will the light go on etc etc, we who practise the art carefully, patiently and most of all respectfully sit tight and observe until otherwise dont race between venues trying to "find" the show, i for one sit patiently,and many times now couples like yourselves have been scared off by the marauding door rattlers and i have found 3 hours of patient sitting flushed straight down the lav.
Come on guys get with the programme, it aint rocket science!!!!
Sorry for the rant but this type of post is all too common and it gets my goat mad

:x :x :x
(found in the scottish room as Parklife)

17 Jan 2008

not having a car I tend to walk to my local dogging location and only aproach a car with interior lights on slowly stopping about 2 meters away from the drivers window, If an invite is forthcoming then I take it from there if not the I walk away respectfully.

17 Jan 2008

Is Really annoying.
Certain Loaction I frequent is always overun by boy racers till really late on. Tis a real shame cos they scare couples off and also give the rest of us a bad name. Me being a fairly young lad it does'nt help me in an already difficult situation when I am genuinely there to Have a good time with likeminded people.
(Rant Over) lol

18 Jan 2008

we get these sort of problems all of the time
we now have a policy of not leaving first if the window knockers get to much they are told "stop and we will drop the window when and if we want to"
if the door handle is rattled or window knocking persists then there dismissed, told to leave you would be surprised how many apologize and go as fast as they can.
them that don’t are offered corrective therapy!!