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1 Apr 2007

This morning only!
Go to your local dogging spot and there will be thousands of rampant females just waiting to "lighten your load"
Each and every one of them will be a young beauty full of the joys of spring and desperate to extract your seed whilst giving you the ultimate pleasure!
Everything you could wish for as soon as you go and park up next to someone!
2somes, 3somes, moresomes! How many can you fit in your car.
Shine your lights all round the car park, see how many you can spot!
Dump all your used condoms and tissues, there will be spare naked bimbo's around to clear it up!
Oh! Don't forget, just in case you arrive too late, simply drive to the next spot, the start times are staggered so that you don't miss out!
:small-print: :small-print:
You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
innocent

:dry: :whistling: :dry:

1 Apr 2007

Hmmm.
On the other hand....you could do what I did last night.
After a fruitless night, I ended-up at a small country lane. World-renowned for being a small country lane (that occasionally had the odd couple in it).
It had one other good point. No drive-bys. After the bakers dozen of drive-bys had gone (!) another drove in...and parked...and started the light flashing routine....
It being a boy racer type car....and red...I tentatively identified it as another asshole (aged 17-19 with low iq)
I wasn't in a good mood anyway....it was after 1 o'clock.....so I just shouted out the window "FUCK OFF" (thinking is an optional extra after midnight, for me). Shortly after that, while I was busy wondering if it had been a good idea to shout, bearing in mind I couldn't see jack shit because the moon was shining on the window, the door opened. Out got this extremely naked young lady....who just stood there looking at me. She then extended her arm, gave a single-finger salute, then got back in the car, which drove away.
My legs are now covered in bruises from kicking myself.
Motto: Don't swear at people while waiting for a show.
So, if you were in a red CAR (R) in Northants last night. DON'T fuck off next time !

1 Apr 2007

Hey JTS not to sure that you didn't post a little bit to much info on that young lady's car!
Being a couple ourselves who like the out doors we wouldn't appreciate a discription of our car being put up on the net, it sorta makes us a target for anyone to look out for including the "Old Bill" who trawl through sites such as this looking for easy pickings.
Chance & Discrestion are the bywords in dogging and swinging or some bugger will ruin it!
Just a thought

1 Apr 2007

Every other car was a RED FORD last night, if not a RED FORD then they were RED VOLKSWAGENS.
But you may be right....the mods solved it anyway....brain death is imminent....

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Snertsmate
This morning only!
Go to your local dogging spot and there will be thousands of rampant females just waiting to "lighten your load"
Each and every one of them will be a young beauty full of the joys of spring and desperate to extract your seed whilst giving you the ultimate pleasure!
Everything you could wish for as soon as you go and park up next to someone!
2somes, 3somes, moresomes! How many can you fit in your car.
Shine your lights all round the car park, see how many you can spot!
Dump all your used condoms and tissues, there will be spare naked bimbo's around to clear it up!
Oh! Don't forget, just in case you arrive too late, simply drive to the next spot, the start times are staggered so that you don't miss out!
:small-print: :small-print:
You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
:dry: :whistling: :dry:

Shhhh Snerts or you will give spawn to a culture of some people actually thinking that what you desribe is what dogging actually is!
Oooops too late, there already is! rolleyes

:giggle:

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Snertsmate
:small-print: :small-print:
You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
:dry: :whistling: :dry:

Oh well why don't you just tell me Santa isn't real too, you thoughtless git!!
lol

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Serendipity
:small-print: :small-print:
You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
:dry: :whistling: :dry:

Oh well why don't you just tell me Santa isn't realtoo, you thoughtless git!!
lol

What? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:cry:

2 Apr 2007

Just as well no minors read this, some people may still believe in Santa.... Obviously I don't believe any more my lucky leprechaun has told me all the secrets.... :-)

2 Apr 2007

Hmmm.
On the other hand....you could do what I did last night.
After a fruitless night, I ended-up at a small country lane. World-renowned for being a small country lane (that occasionally had the odd couple in it).
It had one other good point. No drive-bys. After the bakers dozen of drive-bys had gone (!) another drove in...and parked...and started the light flashing routine....
It being a boy racer type car....and red...I tentatively identified it as another asshole (aged 17-19 with low iq)
I wasn't in a good mood anyway....it was after 1 o'clock.....so I just shouted out the window "FUCK OFF" (thinking is an optional extra after midnight, for me). Shortly after that, while I was busy wondering if it had been a good idea to shout, bearing in mind I couldn't see jack shit because the moon was shining on the window, the door opened. Out got this extremely naked young lady....who just stood there looking at me. She then extended her arm, gave a single-finger salute, then got back in the car, which drove away.
My legs are now covered in bruises from kicking myself.
Motto: Don't swear at people while waiting for a show.
So, if you were in a red CAR (R) in Northants last night. DON'T fuck off next time !

:giggle: Stileto could'nt wait to tell me this rolleyes

what is it they say dont judge a book by its cover lol

or in this case a car by its spoiler lol

3 Apr 2007

Gutted mate!
Just goes that patience is a virtue you must posses to be a dogger - and don't judge a book by it's cover . . . *plus add many other cliches here*
Serves you right for missing out!!
SC

3 Apr 2007

Quote by surreycontacts2
Gutted mate!
Just goes that patience is a virtue you must posses to be a dogger - and don't judge a book by it's cover . . . *plus add many other cliches here*
Serves you right for missing out!!
SC

That was at ..at 0230z I was sat watching a young lady blow her guy...

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Kiss
:small-print: :small-print:
You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
:dry: :whistling: :dry:

Oh well why don't you just tell me Santa isn't realtoo, you thoughtless git!!
lol

What? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:cry:
He does really Kiss, he just won't be visiting Snerts any more wink

JTS - nice to know even the experienced get it wrong now and then :lol:

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Serendipity
JTS - nice to know even the experienced get it wrong now and then

Now and then ?
Listen (look left, then right). The only reason I ever get it "right" is I have so many attempts that the laws of averages mean sometimes things happen at the right time and place.
As an example: I borrowed a van a few years ago. No problem. Except that, being almost totally thick, I forgot it. That it was a van that is. I got a phone call "hot shit action at ********** ***** real looker"
So, I trot off to the bowels of herts...20 miles...and drive into the carpark where the action was going down....the action stopped the minute the dumbo in the van drove into the carpark....it stopped because the van had a rack on the roof and the carpark had height restriction....the van was 2 inches bigger than allowed. There are occasions when I get it right....but they get rarer and rarer as the years go by....I'm thinking of packing my big woolly socks and a hot water bottle for next weekend....they'll go well with the sock in my mouth !

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Serendipity
:small-print: :small-print:
You don't believe it, think it's an April fool?
Then why the f*ck do some of you believe it for the rest of the year!
:dry: :whistling: :dry:

Oh well why don't you just tell me Santa isn't realtoo, you thoughtless git!!
lol

What? :shock: :shock: :shock:
:cry:
He does really Kiss, he just won't be visiting Snerts any more wink

JTS - nice to know even the experienced get it wrong now and then :lol:
Now just you listen here uppity Mrs Dippity,
I never mentioned Santa!
As far as I know he's still busy working his way through all the Xmas faries.
Hope he shags them all silly before next Xmas or none of us will be getting a visit!