Mrs Parker and myself are thinking of trying our hand at dogging and were wondering if anyone can suggest (by pm) any suitable locations that are not infested by idiots, boyracers and dibble.
All the well known ones close to us seem to be full of yoofs and mainbeam merchants
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Good dogging locations?
Most of the larger sites are infested with the boy racers, main beamers, vehicle swampers and the downright desperate (you'll recognise them easily..the patter is always the same.."hello my dear, not often we get anyone as lovely as you here" then when mrs lovely doesn't blow em they'll shout abuse and shag the nearest available orifice) 
There are often smaller venues that crop up as a reaction to that situation..but..because it's closed ranks it gets a little too "samey"..if the place is "outed" (which they inevitably are) then it goes full circle..We've known such places to wax and wain for years..
Just go to the busier places "off peak" (like most of the winter)..so many couples turn up at ridiculous venues on a friday or saturday night then wonder why its all a little too mental :lol: Most of the mad sites have times where sanity prevails..just a question of not expecting it'll all go to plan on every outing..even better, don't have a plan :lol:
There are often smaller venues that crop up as a reaction to that situation..but..because it's closed ranks it gets a little too "samey"..if the place is "outed" (which they inevitably are) then it goes full circle..We've known such places to wax and wain for years..
Just go to the busier places "off peak" (like most of the winter)..so many couples turn up at ridiculous venues on a friday or saturday night then wonder why its all a little too mental :lol: Most of the mad sites have times where sanity prevails..just a question of not expecting it'll all go to plan on every outing..even better, don't have a plan :lol:
Your right, the amount of guys that just drive up full beam and just sit there and stare its unreal, i think the best thing to do is to get chatting on this site with a couple and take it from there rather than sitting in your car being stared at my old men and having their lights shone on your face for ages, it does do your head in, so couples if your reading this and you feel the same please mail me.
Of course, if you are subjected to the floodlight scenario, then another option is to just leave :P ..Arranged meetings and unanounced visits are two differing things and serve two differing purposes, there isn't one right and one wrong, it's really down to an individual's desire..
The "old men" statement comes up regularly, but again, it should be bourne in mind that although some couples venture into dark carparks seeking "fit" young males only, others aren't as bothered..We ourselves actual prefer guys in the "older" age range, but then we are exhibitionists..Was mrs Dirty to look for a fella to have sex with then yes, maybe she'd set her sights on a younger attractive guy, but then again, given her "idols" are usually in their mid to late 50's, maybe not
Personally, i think (as a couple) we need to accept dogging can sometimes be hard work..We need to stop assuming because we are a couple everything is going to run smoothly..it won't..guys will swamp the car as soon as you pull up, guys will try and follow you home, they'll rap on the window mid show to enquire wether there is going to be involvement or wether you are wasting their time?, they will park at 90 degrees to you with their lights on main beam, the kid racers will hurl abuse and the police will ask questions even if you are just sitting there..That is a fact of dogging..We ourselves got beaten into submission by it all..A series of events eventually got the better of us..The tingle of anticipation we once had when thinking of venturing out turned to a deep feeling of despair
We tried to take each visit on it's individual merits, but successive visits were leaving us cold..in the end, it just wasn't worth bothering..We had to resign ourselves to the fact that unless mrs dirty was willing to have sex with anyone that asked for it then our visits weren't ever going to be comfortable..Even if the guys weren't vocally dissaproving it was glaringly apparent that our exhibitionism wasn't really what they desired..We got to thinking our shows were crap, maybe they were, but all other show couples were being treated in exactly the same way..
However..Even for us as a show couple operating in what has predominantly become a shagger's game, the nights where it all comes together do happen..It took five years before some of the "attitude" ground us down, but during that time we had some seriously sexy nights with seriously fun guys
..You have to stop worrying about the "dogging downers" and just keep at it until it all "clicks"..I'm probably sounding hypocritical :lol: yes, it got the better of us..We lost patience with it..But the idiot factor so endemic at our local was only part of the issue..Five years in a game such as this is a long time, and the familiarity of it all gets a little jading from the perspective of a couple such as ourselves who prefer their fun to be viewed by stragers..On one of our last visits we were told by a guy that he friends down "our way"..we assumed he meant our home town, but he actually gave the name of the road in which we lived :shock: We realised that we had just gotton two well known..we never really wanted to be part of a scene, but it just happened through time..
There are idiots out there..more than ever before..But, the dogging game, when played live and unplugged can provide an excitement like no other..The good nights are special, and to be cherished..But they'll linger in your erotic memory banks ten times longer than any arranged gig, and that goes for the guys too..Over the years in which we've used this dogging board, by far the majority of posts excitedly recounting a night of horny fun has come from those stumbling upon it spontaneously :wink:
The "old men" statement comes up regularly, but again, it should be bourne in mind that although some couples venture into dark carparks seeking "fit" young males only, others aren't as bothered..We ourselves actual prefer guys in the "older" age range, but then we are exhibitionists..Was mrs Dirty to look for a fella to have sex with then yes, maybe she'd set her sights on a younger attractive guy, but then again, given her "idols" are usually in their mid to late 50's, maybe not
Personally, i think (as a couple) we need to accept dogging can sometimes be hard work..We need to stop assuming because we are a couple everything is going to run smoothly..it won't..guys will swamp the car as soon as you pull up, guys will try and follow you home, they'll rap on the window mid show to enquire wether there is going to be involvement or wether you are wasting their time?, they will park at 90 degrees to you with their lights on main beam, the kid racers will hurl abuse and the police will ask questions even if you are just sitting there..That is a fact of dogging..We ourselves got beaten into submission by it all..A series of events eventually got the better of us..The tingle of anticipation we once had when thinking of venturing out turned to a deep feeling of despair
We tried to take each visit on it's individual merits, but successive visits were leaving us cold..in the end, it just wasn't worth bothering..We had to resign ourselves to the fact that unless mrs dirty was willing to have sex with anyone that asked for it then our visits weren't ever going to be comfortable..Even if the guys weren't vocally dissaproving it was glaringly apparent that our exhibitionism wasn't really what they desired..We got to thinking our shows were crap, maybe they were, but all other show couples were being treated in exactly the same way..However..Even for us as a show couple operating in what has predominantly become a shagger's game, the nights where it all comes together do happen..It took five years before some of the "attitude" ground us down, but during that time we had some seriously sexy nights with seriously fun guys
..You have to stop worrying about the "dogging downers" and just keep at it until it all "clicks"..I'm probably sounding hypocritical :lol: yes, it got the better of us..We lost patience with it..But the idiot factor so endemic at our local was only part of the issue..Five years in a game such as this is a long time, and the familiarity of it all gets a little jading from the perspective of a couple such as ourselves who prefer their fun to be viewed by stragers..On one of our last visits we were told by a guy that he friends down "our way"..we assumed he meant our home town, but he actually gave the name of the road in which we lived :shock: We realised that we had just gotton two well known..we never really wanted to be part of a scene, but it just happened through time..There are idiots out there..more than ever before..But, the dogging game, when played live and unplugged can provide an excitement like no other..The good nights are special, and to be cherished..But they'll linger in your erotic memory banks ten times longer than any arranged gig, and that goes for the guys too..Over the years in which we've used this dogging board, by far the majority of posts excitedly recounting a night of horny fun has come from those stumbling upon it spontaneously :wink:
Oh, hello Snertsy..Didn't see you sneaking in there ...So, i've just preached the dogging gospel to a single fella again have i? 
:lol: ..I'm really going to have to check profiles before i start rattling the keys like a maniac....I've not looked yet!..who we talking about? :lol:
in edit...yeah, i've just looked, and i think i can safely say it's not Parker who's status is in question, right? :lol: ...I cast similar doubt on a person's "couple" status on another website only yesterday..The guy called me a moron :cry: with only two brain cells to rub together :cry: :cry: then he finished his rant by saying i was "sad" :cry: :cry: :cry: I thought "well that's bloody nice isn't it?" :lol: ..And i almost got attacked by two birds in Morocco last week :shock: One tried lobbing a dirty great rock at me :shock: So much for the blokes wearing the trousers out there eh? 
It's gonna be one of those "get dirty" weeks, i just know it :lol:
...So, i've just preached the dogging gospel to a single fella again have i? :lol: ..I'm really going to have to check profiles before i start rattling the keys like a maniac....I've not looked yet!..who we talking about? :lol:in edit...yeah, i've just looked, and i think i can safely say it's not Parker who's status is in question, right? :lol: ...I cast similar doubt on a person's "couple" status on another website only yesterday..The guy called me a moron :cry: with only two brain cells to rub together :cry: :cry: then he finished his rant by saying i was "sad" :cry: :cry: :cry: I thought "well that's bloody nice isn't it?"
:lol: ..And i almost got attacked by two birds in Morocco last week :shock: One tried lobbing a dirty great rock at me :shock: So much for the blokes wearing the trousers out there eh? It's gonna be one of those "get dirty" weeks, i just know it :lol: No, i wasn't really knocking what you said Wicked ..just that we have to keep a balanced picture..One fella we know "puppyfat pete" is in his late 50's but certainly doesn't go short of action Sometimes the older fellas get knocked back, but in this game of dark shadowy figures it seems to matter little. Darkened carparks are great levellers and one couple's ideal is another's rejection..It's a personal thing of mine, that's all..I'd hate for the older guys to feel excluded from this carpark game, they've made some of our best nights happen...The "starers" and "main beamers" do our heads in too, but the shite just make the good nights better :wink:
Sometimes the older fellas get knocked back, but in this game of dark shadowy figures it seems to matter little. Darkened carparks are great levellers and one couple's ideal is another's rejection..It's a personal thing of mine, that's all..I'd hate for the older guys to feel excluded from this carpark game, they've made some of our best nights happen...The "starers" and "main beamers" do our heads in too, but the shite just make the good nights better :wink: Sorry DD,
I didn't make it clear, but you are quite right I wasn't casting nasturtiums on Parker's coupledom.
I didn't get where I am today by casting nasturtiums!
Us older doggers may be a cliche but we generally do ok. Maybe it's becase we are generally happy to be us and we let others be themselves and we also tend to show some manners and respect.
I don't mean to tar all young guys with any brush but there are far too many who believe that they can phone an 0898 number, turn up in a car park and have women falling over themselves to get into their main beams so someone can shag them. I have met some notable exceptions and it does make such a pleasant surprise.
Snerts
I didn't make it clear, but you are quite right I wasn't casting nasturtiums on Parker's coupledom.
I didn't get where I am today by casting nasturtiums!
Us older doggers may be a cliche but we generally do ok. Maybe it's becase we are generally happy to be us and we let others be themselves and we also tend to show some manners and respect.
I don't mean to tar all young guys with any brush but there are far too many who believe that they can phone an 0898 number, turn up in a car park and have women falling over themselves to get into their main beams so someone can shag them. I have met some notable exceptions and it does make such a pleasant surprise.
Snerts
Snerts! 
I'm the same age as you! we are not old! we are both incredibly youthfull young and virile..
Thinking about it, "The Master" was the same age also
Yeah, the politeness and respect you talk of is just accumulated wisdom, natural trait or experience :lol: Like you say, some of the young blood show gentlemanly charateristics, a kinda new "old school" dogger.. :lol: No, we like all ages...Some of the young guys like a mature woman :twisted: But for the real owd fellas it's nostalgia..hate it when they wank though....dust everywhere lol
I'm the same age as you! we are not old! we are both incredibly youthfull young and virile..Thinking about it, "The Master" was the same age also
Yeah, the politeness and respect you talk of is just accumulated wisdom, natural trait or experience :lol: Like you say, some of the young blood show gentlemanly charateristics, a kinda new "old school" dogger.. :lol: No, we like all ages...Some of the young guys like a mature woman :twisted: But for the real owd fellas it's nostalgia..hate it when they wank though....dust everywhere lol
It wasn't THAT good obviously, i was trying to steer you back into the carpark :lol: (only at a quieter hour) Oh well :cry:
The arranged meets are always a lottery, we've some experiences with those too (if you've got a couple of hours i'll tell you about them) :lol:
The venue we used in Thetford forest could get kinda crazy at weekends..not always, just often..then it goes all quiet. Probably be like a ghost town tonight..Honestly, we didn't succumb just to the idiots, it was mainly down to the five years in a small county thing :lol: Our "sex for strangers" was turning into "sex for mates"...it just didn't feel right anymore :cry: Then again, the racers, beamers, followers, door handle pullers and bonnet climbers were a factor too ....I don't know, maybe we just got old and miserable :lol:
(We'll go out one night this week, and i'll let you know) :wink:
:lol: (only at a quieter hour) Oh well :cry: The arranged meets are always a lottery, we've some experiences with those too
(if you've got a couple of hours i'll tell you about them) :lol: The venue we used in Thetford forest could get kinda crazy at weekends..not always, just often..then it goes all quiet. Probably be like a ghost town tonight..Honestly, we didn't succumb just to the idiots, it was mainly down to the five years in a small county thing :lol: Our "sex for strangers" was turning into "sex for mates"...it just didn't feel right anymore :cry: Then again, the racers, beamers, followers, door handle pullers and bonnet climbers were a factor too ....I don't know, maybe we just got old and miserable :lol:
(We'll go out one night this week, and i'll let you know) :wink:
Nothing really useful to add here- apart from to say GFY DirtyDoggers- a nice helpful post. :thumbup:
And as far as the older men are concerned- thats great if they're polite well mannered & clean.
I'd turn down Johnny Depp if he turned up in a tracksuit smelling of stale beer.
(Well, perhaps I'd politely suggest he showered:rascal
And as far as the older men are concerned- thats great if they're polite well mannered & clean.
I'd turn down Johnny Depp if he turned up in a tracksuit smelling of stale beer.
(Well, perhaps I'd politely suggest he showered:rascal
im really sorry i didnt mean to offend anyone about the oldies, its just whenever im out i get a few idiots that park right next to me and just stare! for ages and are about as subtle as a brick, people whatever age should be polite and take things as they come and not try push it down everyones throat........... no pun intended.
HAVE FUN
HAVE FUN
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im really sorry i didnt mean to offend anyone about the oldies, its just whenever im out i get a few idiots that park right next to me and just stare! for ages and are about as subtle as a brick, people whatever age should be polite and take things as they come and not try push it down everyones throat........... no pun intended.
HAVE FUN
Honestly Wicked1, I doubt anyone has taken offence and I'm sure we accept it was but a flippant remark
I'm forever harping on about "bangers" "shaggers" and "big owd birds" Some of our best dogging buddies are bangers, most of our dogging mates are shaggers and some of the sexiest women i know are "big ole girls" :lol: I was only trying to balance things out, but as usual i get carried away and my resulting manuscript gives an erroneous impression that it was "a big deal" :lol: It wasn't, so forget it :wink: (The old fuckers wouldn't have been able to read your ageist inference anyway) :twisted: Nobody will heed our words regarding dogging protocol..They see polite dogging as a weakness, one they can exploit with their (go getter) attitude :wink: That will only change when they draw one blank too many, but even with that, there are a minority of couples that tolerate such aggressive approaches, sometimes through a submissive fantasy, other times through having been around the dogging block for so many years they've long since lost the need to be dogged with any consideration..(see how difficult it is to box anything in? :lol: )
Winchwench. ta very much
I love your profile pictures by the way :wink: You look wonderfully sexy :twisted: (yes guys, that was a blatant attempt at getting into Wench's knickers) 
ops: Tonight after being let down yet again by a single bloke we decided to give a couple of the local carparks a look.
We were very nervous but a nice, polite gent approached us and started having a civil conversation, unfortunantly within moments we were swamped with other cars.
We mangaged to shake them off and met him somewhere quiter where we played and a good time was had by all.
The guys manners definantly helped the situation and we are pleased we has such a gentle introduction to dogging.
We wil be back for more, we loved it!!!!!
We were very nervous but a nice, polite gent approached us and started having a civil conversation, unfortunantly within moments we were swamped with other cars.
We mangaged to shake them off and met him somewhere quiter where we played and a good time was had by all.
The guys manners definantly helped the situation and we are pleased we has such a gentle introduction to dogging.
We wil be back for more, we loved it!!!!!
Good result Parker, we are chuffed to bits for ya :P
We carried out our mission last night, the result is as follows.
Mission statement..
Date..28th November 2007..
Timeline..20:00hrs-22:50hrs..
Brief:..... To assess perving situation and identify problems in local dogging zone for purposes of availing Parker of current mid week situation..Secondary mission to take photographs of a "typical" dogging situation to illustrate forthcoming magazine interview on subject.
19:53 hrs, entered outer perimeter of perving catchment zone geographically defined by two roundabouts running on approx North to south axis..Weather mild, nil precipitation, visibility good..Moonlight offering clear views within forest area.
20:00hrs, Arrived at first perving arena..one vehicle spotted, mobile..containing a couple..on realising we know couple well, decided to exit due to likelyhood of having to abort mission due to social interaction..
20:10hrs, Leave perving arena (a) with couple following.
20:20hrs, Arrive at supplimentary arena (b)..empty..couple still following,(not neccessarily persuing..just behind us) so leave..
20:30, Arrive at "track" but couple still in persuit, so continue on to main arena..couple dissapear down track.
20:35, Enter main zone (c)..Slow loop reveals two vehicles to left of loop, one hidden in tree line and four vehicles with various activity to right..One 4x4 flashing brake lights, could be someone we know..Couple that earlier had followed enter,(on having found the track to be empty i'd assume, so we decide to relocate..
20:40-21:00 sit in "secret" location used for private meets.
21:20, arrive at "track"..one lorry in main open area..Further down track, one couple in conversation with lone casually, looking like an interview ..Further up track, one couple sat quietly talking, parked away from obvious sight..not known to us :shock: and she looking rather attractive in the harsh glare of my sweeping light beam. ops:
21:35, Enter arena (c)..More activity, several vehicle movements..We decide to park..engine running, lights off..Two vehicles simultaneously start up and approach..one parks two feet off bonnet, another alongside..lights on full..We put our lights on main beam..our lights being bigger, higher and brighter illuminates dogger to degree skeletal frame can almost be discerned beneath his flesh..He reacts by turning off his lights and withdrawing by three feet..On deciding to leave, we spot "chopper sam" walking purposely towards us..Potentially critical situation developing..social alert :!:
21:45, enter into negotiations with "chopper" who reminds us of a previous photo promise..Decide to abort primary mission in order to get interesting shots..Develop a plan to meet at secret location for purposes of photography without getting followed..
22:00, rendevous with "chopper"..
22:20, excitement gets the better of "chopper" and he ejaculates over Mrs Dirty :lol: :twisted:
22:35, Enter arena (a)..one dogger..We park (approx 30 metres away)..Thumbing through pictures on lCD screen..Two minutes later, dogger face at passenger side..continue looking at results of shoot..three minutes later, dogger face pressed firmly upon glass..start to wonder if weather deteriated to minus degrees and frost welded dogger's bugle to glass..
22:40, decide to take pictures for dogger's benefit..cars in convoy enter arena, dogger retreats to shadows..recognise couple from earlier, so as late, we decide to abort..Couple stops in track blocking our exit, we drive through trees to escape :shock: ..on exit, another couple (again, known to us) arrive..no aknowledgement given due to mutually dazzling headlights and tricky driving manouvres.
Summary...Normal weekday situation..trouble, nil..demanding doggers,two..fun potential, fair to good..police, none evident..
Verification that our dogging ceased through over familiarity in local area now established beyond reasonable doubt..past issues with, and car damage by boy racers and aggressive doggers merely the straw that broke the camels back, not as previouly imagined the prime cause of our cessation of activities..After five years in "the game", entering a site invariably means vehicle swamped by doggers and couples we are aquainted with for the purposes of social exchange..Lack of "recycling" means faces remain familiar features on local landscape for years..future options as perversion outlet unknown..move house,clubs or blue movies
verdict..we're fucked!
We carried out our mission last night, the result is as follows.
Mission statement..
Date..28th November 2007..
Timeline..20:00hrs-22:50hrs..
Brief:..... To assess perving situation and identify problems in local dogging zone for purposes of availing Parker of current mid week situation..Secondary mission to take photographs of a "typical" dogging situation to illustrate forthcoming magazine interview on subject.
19:53 hrs, entered outer perimeter of perving catchment zone geographically defined by two roundabouts running on approx North to south axis..Weather mild, nil precipitation, visibility good..Moonlight offering clear views within forest area.
20:00hrs, Arrived at first perving arena..one vehicle spotted, mobile..containing a couple..on realising we know couple well, decided to exit due to likelyhood of having to abort mission due to social interaction..
20:10hrs, Leave perving arena (a) with couple following.
20:20hrs, Arrive at supplimentary arena (b)..empty..couple still following,(not neccessarily persuing..just behind us) so leave..
20:30, Arrive at "track" but couple still in persuit, so continue on to main arena..couple dissapear down track.
20:35, Enter main zone (c)..Slow loop reveals two vehicles to left of loop, one hidden in tree line and four vehicles with various activity to right..One 4x4 flashing brake lights, could be someone we know..Couple that earlier had followed enter,(on having found the track to be empty i'd assume, so we decide to relocate..
20:40-21:00 sit in "secret" location used for private meets.
21:20, arrive at "track"..one lorry in main open area..Further down track, one couple in conversation with lone casually, looking like an interview
..Further up track, one couple sat quietly talking, parked away from obvious sight..not known to us :shock: and she looking rather attractive in the harsh glare of my sweeping light beam. ops: 21:35, Enter arena (c)..More activity, several vehicle movements..We decide to park..engine running, lights off..Two vehicles simultaneously start up and approach..one parks two feet off bonnet, another alongside..lights on full..We put our lights on main beam..our lights being bigger, higher and brighter illuminates dogger to degree skeletal frame can almost be discerned beneath his flesh..He reacts by turning off his lights and withdrawing by three feet..On deciding to leave, we spot "chopper sam" walking purposely towards us..Potentially critical situation developing..social alert :!:
21:45, enter into negotiations with "chopper" who reminds us of a previous photo promise..Decide to abort primary mission in order to get interesting shots..Develop a plan to meet at secret location for purposes of photography without getting followed..
22:00, rendevous with "chopper"..
22:20, excitement gets the better of "chopper" and he ejaculates over Mrs Dirty
:lol: :twisted: 22:35, Enter arena (a)..one dogger..We park (approx 30 metres away)..Thumbing through pictures on lCD screen..Two minutes later, dogger face at passenger side..continue looking at results of shoot..three minutes later, dogger face pressed firmly upon glass..start to wonder if weather deteriated to minus degrees and frost welded dogger's bugle to glass..
22:40, decide to take pictures for dogger's benefit..cars in convoy enter arena, dogger retreats to shadows..recognise couple from earlier, so as late, we decide to abort..Couple stops in track blocking our exit, we drive through trees to escape :shock: ..on exit, another couple (again, known to us) arrive..no aknowledgement given due to mutually dazzling headlights and tricky driving manouvres.
Summary...Normal weekday situation..trouble, nil..demanding doggers,two..fun potential, fair to good..police, none evident..
Verification that our dogging ceased through over familiarity in local area now established beyond reasonable doubt..past issues with, and car damage by boy racers and aggressive doggers merely the straw that broke the camels back, not as previouly imagined the prime cause of our cessation of activities..After five years in "the game", entering a site invariably means vehicle swamped by doggers and couples we are aquainted with for the purposes of social exchange..Lack of "recycling" means faces remain familiar features on local landscape for years..future options as perversion outlet unknown..move house,clubs or blue movies
verdict..we're fucked!
DirtyDoggers Wrote:
Winchwench Went; ops: (It doesn't take much- and thank you )
....and that cracked me up :laughabove:
Winchwench. ta very much icon_ I love your profile pictures by the way icon_ You look wonderfully sexy icon_ (yes guys, that was a blatant attempt at getting into Wench's knickers) icon_
Winchwench Went;
ops: (It doesn't take much- and thank you )Two minutes later, dogger face at passenger side..continue looking at results of shoot..three minutes later, dogger face pressed firmly upon glass..start to wonder if weather deteriated to minus degrees and frost welded dogger's bugle to glass..
....and that cracked me up :laughabove:
