Harry Gets Attacked by a Fox

14 May 2006

Picture the scene, late on a Sunday night, Harry Jones and the Master are regaling each other with tales of dogging and merriment whilst the same single blokes drive in and out all night. The Master states there was a fox about last night and look it is over there. Fifteen minutes later there is suddenly a noisy sound of wildlife near us, it's that Fox says the Master it's coming over. Scared by this gigantic evil fox hammering towards him, ready to tear him limb from limb, Harry turns and launches himself at his car trying to scramble up onto the roof but slides pathetically down the side of his car, the beast comes nearer and having semi-pushed the Master out the way the first time a frantic Harry says get out the way as he kicks past the Master and jumps on his bonnet for safety.
The Master who is unsurprisingly pissing himself laughing by now, says he's gone Harry you have scared him off, I thought you were trying to kick your own window in and jump through it he says.
Oh well nothing like a comic moment to liven up a non-happening dogging session.
I have unsuccesfully dogged in three counties today now - do I get an award confused

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Regards
Harry Jones

15 May 2006

what are you like Harry? :shock: lol

those foxes are almost as vicious as some of the flange in them there woods..kill or be killed mate, (not really, we are both animal lovers) :lol: thats what i say..the worst i've experienced is a wild vagina going for my throat :lol: wasn't attached to anything, it really was a dissembodied muff, unless it was "wiggy's" hairpiece? anyway, "the master" realised what was happening, and sounded his horn..eventually it let go, and fled towards norwich with half a dozen doggers in persuit :shock: talk about getting into a flap :shock: anyway, glad you are ok, and none the worse for your ordeal?

15 May 2006

harry ur a case hey, as u prob know i was there saturday nite with the master and we saw the so called fox too, looks like its a "DOGGING fox (get it dog fox? oh well i tryed) lol

anyway harry if u was about saturday i cud av told u sum storys but another time maybe lol.
catch ya soon bud and dont worry bout the fox

15 May 2006

the thought of a "fox" at a well known dogging spot?..........he he he most guys would cream at the thought........

15 May 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
fled towards norwich with half a dozen doggers in persuit :shock:

Only half a dozen lol

I slightly knackered my hand at the time but fine now, well just tired from staying out too late on a Sunday night.
I heard you were about singledogger and sounded busier than last night was :cry:
Regards
Harry Jones

15 May 2006

Harry

Try leaving your scent all over your dogging areas to deter unwanted guests, hope this works :lol:
At least it was wildlife this time and not a bunch of nutters

15 May 2006

busy? who me? or the carpark? was a good nite harry u will av to stop out late with us one weekend mate seems its picking up now, all that praying is being answered thank god lol jezzzzzzz my jokes are gettin worse rolleyes