heaven....its official

15 Jun 2005

I am becoming used to Plod turning up and giving me the third degree around my local hotspots, infact I think I am being stalked by my very own Plod who has been told to keep an eye on my nocturnal activities. However, things have taken a turn tonight which is even more alarming !!
I was minding my own business admiring the 'several views' tonight at a renowned beauty spot where some depressed souls unfortunately come to toss themseves off (literally) when a large 4 by 4 pulls up. Out jumps a guy looking official wearing a flourescent jacket and waving a torch. Not surprisingly the 'action' that had been under observation quickly stopped. But worse than that. I was the object for the torch beam to fully illuminate. 'Good evening Sir' came from the area of the torch. 'are you ok?' 'we noticed you were sitting in your car alone' and there followed a ten minute chat asking as to my health and my reasons for being there ( I could hardly say I was hoping to toss myself off, he may have misunderstood) How many other members have been questioned by a CHAPLAIN at 1,00am in the morning.....no wonder its called Swingheaven

15 Jun 2005

we get the police pulling us everytime they come down. the other night they come round with 4 in one car (2 were them community officers in the back), it was chuckin it down with rain, one got out and gave us a poster about illiegal activities, and said he was just warning us about what was going on....we just played stupid and didnt know what he was on about, and said, well now your advertising these illegal activities we will come down every night now, cos we;ve never seen anything....the coppers in the car were laughing because this bloke didnt know what to say when we said that.
like they say unless they catch you in the act there isnt a thing they can do, which is why we dont do it in the actually car park because when their driving into the car park you eint a cat in hells chance of getting dressed and stopping before they have already seen you.

15 Jun 2005

Quote by rupert bare
I am becoming used to Plod turning up and giving me the third degree around my local hotspots, infact I think I am being stalked by my very own Plod who has been told to keep an eye on my nocturnal activities. However, things have taken a turn tonight which is even more alarming !!
I was minding my own business admiring the 'several views' tonight at a renowned beauty spot where some depressed souls unfortunately come to toss themseves off (literally) when a large 4 by 4 pulls up. Out jumps a guy looking official wearing a flourescent jacket and waving a torch. Not surprisingly the 'action' that had been under observation quickly stopped. But worse than that. I was the object for the torch beam to fully illuminate. 'Good evening Sir' came from the area of the torch. 'are you ok?' 'we noticed you were sitting in your car alone' and there followed a ten minute chat asking as to my health and my reasons for being there ( I could hardly say I was hoping to toss myself off, he may have misunderstood) How many other members have been questioned by a CHAPLAIN at 1,00am in the morning.....no wonder its called Swingheaven

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Should have told him that you were out distributing blankets and thought this venue was an ideal place to set up a soup kitchen.
Joking apart though do you think he was trying to save you from yourself or was he after a bit of dogging action himself. lol

Sorry but i would have pissed myself laughing if a man of the cloth questioned me on my car park activities.
Did you ask him what he hoped to achieve by being out and about at this time of the morning.
shad.