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How do you know when to dog?
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Ahh, the 50 dollar question.
The "rules" say that:
On arrival, the couple shalt bestow upon the awaiting hordes the sign of the illuminated light, internal shall it be.
Thereafter shall the hordes approacheth the horseless carriage, veritably in a slow and about-round manner.
If said hordes do see naked flesh being abused within, then shalt the hordes reveal their innermost genitalia to the couple within the carriage, horseless it will be.
Veritably, on the approach of another horseless carriage within which resides a beast known by legend as "the beast of black heart and driveby manner" , the hordes will withdraw their presence and conceal their innermost person. To approach the horseless carriage, within which writhes the entwined couple, at a later time.
Depending on the amount of dickheads about, this can go on for several hours.
But, to cut a long story to twice its original length, if you park-up away from the car, about 20-30 metres, and just wait, you MAY get a sign (brake lights, internal light, a bum at the window) which will enable you to approach the vehicle....slowly....and NOT from the rear....and when you see that the occupants are "showing" more than your mother would like her daughter to show in respectable company (always supposing the mother doesn't use this forum) you can suppose that it's game-on.
If, upon your approach, the guy gets out and throws names towards you..like "pervert" "wanker" "what's up, can't get a girl of your own" (do not reply, this makes them totally lose it) etc, you can assume you've made a cock-up......it happens.
Have a question ready if the couple aren't players and the guy gets out...like "I'm lost, do you know where the (M1/M25/M27) is"
It won't fool anyone, but what the hell, it makes them think...
The "rules" say that:
On arrival, the couple shalt bestow upon the awaiting hordes the sign of the illuminated light, internal shall it be.
Thereafter shall the hordes approacheth the horseless carriage, veritably in a slow and about-round manner.
If said hordes do see naked flesh being abused within, then shalt the hordes reveal their innermost genitalia to the couple within the carriage, horseless it will be.
Veritably, on the approach of another horseless carriage within which resides a beast known by legend as "the beast of black heart and driveby manner" , the hordes will withdraw their presence and conceal their innermost person. To approach the horseless carriage, within which writhes the entwined couple, at a later time.
Depending on the amount of dickheads about, this can go on for several hours.
But, to cut a long story to twice its original length, if you park-up away from the car, about 20-30 metres, and just wait, you MAY get a sign (brake lights, internal light, a bum at the window) which will enable you to approach the vehicle....slowly....and NOT from the rear....and when you see that the occupants are "showing" more than your mother would like her daughter to show in respectable company (always supposing the mother doesn't use this forum) you can suppose that it's game-on.
If, upon your approach, the guy gets out and throws names towards you..like "pervert" "wanker" "what's up, can't get a girl of your own" (do not reply, this makes them totally lose it) etc, you can assume you've made a cock-up......it happens.
Have a question ready if the couple aren't players and the guy gets out...like "I'm lost, do you know where the (M1/M25/M27) is"
It won't fool anyone, but what the hell, it makes them think...
Quote by jomu
On arrival, the couple shalt bestow upon the awaiting hordes the sign of the illuminated light, internal shall it be.
Thereafter shall the hordes approacheth the horseless carriage, veritably in a slow and about-round manner.
If said hordes do see naked flesh being abused within, then shalt the hordes reveal their innermost genitalia to the couple within the carriage, horseless it will be.
Veritably, on the approach of another horseless carriage within which resides a beast known by legend as "the beast of black heart and driveby manner" , the hordes will withdraw their presence and conceal their innermost person. To approach the horseless carriage, within which writhes the entwined couple, at a later time.
Wonderful. Jomu, you almost come arcoss as romantic there!
Sex God
and ended up at a *gasp* popular doggin site, they simple want to be watched. I know if I want to be watched then that's when I ask Big G to go for a drive. My personal advice, just go and have a gander. Enjoy yourself, don't be too pushy. If you get an invite in, all the better.
I know when we end up doggin, the last thing I want to worry about is all the doggin protocol. Lets face it, I'm there for a shag and I cant remember how many times Im supposed to flash the interiors or what station my radio should be on! (joke!)
If a couple want to be alone, then they should stay home or perhaps find somewhere off the beaten trail.
Of course, these are just my thoughts <g>
Silky xxx
I know when we end up doggin, the last thing I want to worry about is all the doggin protocol. Lets face it, I'm there for a shag and I cant remember how many times Im supposed to flash the interiors or what station my radio should be on! (joke!)
If a couple want to be alone, then they should stay home or perhaps find somewhere off the beaten trail.
Of course, these are just my thoughts <g>
Silky xxx
Sex God
Quote by jomu
Yeap, that's about it.
I just walk past anyway....loads of couples are wary of the light thing anyway....put the light on and they won't be seeing anything for several minutes.
Now, where did I put that ice pack...I need to take the swelling down a bit....
Swelling????
Sex God
Quote by jomu
Yeah, one of the risks.
Bent down to look in the window and the door opened.
Oh bless ya :therethere:
<g>
Silky xxxxxxxxxx
Warming the Bed
hi all a quick quiestion for Silk n Big G ,,,, what,s happend to the" real uk exhbits" site weve seen your great pics on ???xxxxxtess n joe
Sex God
Quote by horny_cpl
hi all a quick quiestion for Silk n Big G ,,,, what,s happend to the" real uk exhbits" site weve seen your great pics on ???xxxxxtess n joe
Sadly it closed (as you may have noticed) mainly due to having over 2000 members and less than 10% posting. The bandwidth wasnt justified and in order for more we would have had to find a way of raising funds, ie membership fees which was certainly not the road K n K wanted to travel down. Hope that helps?
Silky xxx :rose:
p.s., our photos are still on our site
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
p.s., our photos are still on our site
....and what fantastic photos they are too!!!
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: (For Silk xxx)
Sgt Bilko
:rose: Thank you so much!!! and for the lovely comments you left on our site
Silky xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
