I've been in laybys, parks, car parks and woods.
Ain't seen much for a few days.
Got a headache, so I park-up in a local country park car park.
Just behind another car.
Only been there for 2 minutes when the doors open and a couple get out.
He pulls her pants down and then shags her by the side of the car, right behind me.
I really must remember to do the lottery this wednesday.
Is it worth going out tonight ?
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I give up.
Definitely lottery time.
If I recall correctly, and I cannot very well forget, you have the staying power of a locomotive and your young lady the body of an angel.
I fear, however, that I fall outside of your age bracket. It happens to all of us.
Old doggers never die, they gradually get smaller and smaller until they can't see into cars without a step ladder.
If I recall correctly, and I cannot very well forget, you have the staying power of a locomotive and your young lady the body of an angel.
I fear, however, that I fall outside of your age bracket. It happens to all of us.
Old doggers never die, they gradually get smaller and smaller until they can't see into cars without a step ladder.
